2026-04-13 17:42 UTC
Replies (40)
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net 2026-04-13 21:52
@alissaazar@kolektiva.social
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@ShiitakeToast@beige.party 2026-04-13 17:46
@alissaazar trying to think of what song would go with this.
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@OneInTheVillage@mstdn.ca 2026-04-13 17:54
@alissaazar There’s a lot of dicks in that ICE group in Portland #pdx #Portland #ICE
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@DukeDuke@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 18:16
@alissaazar The scrote running around the corner, must've spotted a good one that he wants to claim before anyone else sees it.
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@LukefromDC@kolektiva.social 2026-04-13 18:21
@alissaazar A small protest showed up with dildoes at ICE's national headquarters in DC on Saturday as well: https://kolektiva.social/@LukefromDC/116389489617940222
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@Simon318ppm@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-04-13 18:32
@alissaazar 🤣🤣🤣
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@QueenOfTheCroneAge@beige.party 2026-04-13 18:42
@alissaazar I love this shit so much.
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@paelnever@masto.es 2026-04-13 18:49
@alissaazar Seriously, this gestapo dudes are going to relief a lot of stress, anxiety and frustration tonight when they return to their room alone.
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@MHowell@kolektiva.social 2026-04-13 18:59
@alissaazar as a humanitarian gesture, packets of lube should also be provided
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@MHowell@kolektiva.social 2026-04-13 19:00
@alissaazar also, https://www.bagofdicks.com
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@diametraldaneben@ieji.de 2026-04-13 19:06
@alissaazar mich wundert, dass diese Faschistentypen sich die nicht in ihren Arsch drücken. Gegenseitig, vor laufender Kamera. Das würde mir maßlos gefallen!
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@Jorsh@beige.party 2026-04-13 19:23
@alissaazar "Dildo Containment & Destruction" will look great on a resume.
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@angiebaby@mas.to 2026-04-13 19:24
@alissaazar I now want to tell a cop to "go kick dildos."
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@numodular@c.im 2026-04-13 19:28
@alissaazar Tricky Dick of yesteryear, is still stickin' it to US, today...
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@snooks@pdx.social 2026-04-13 19:30
@alissaazar Weirdest game of hopscotch I’ve ever seen
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@bit@ohai.social 2026-04-13 19:37
@alissaazar Everyone in Portland just thinking about the environment and giving their used dildos away instead of throwing them in the trash.
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@su_liam@mas.to 2026-04-13 19:46
@alissaazar Are they referring to the dildoes in combat gear?
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@theotherbrook@sunny.garden 2026-04-13 19:53
@alissaazar Whatever you do, bro, DO NOT touch them with your hands because that would be gay.
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 19:54
@alissaazar Some huge pricks...
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@su_liam@mas.to 2026-04-13 19:55
@alissaazar This kind of thing makes me proud of my state.
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@pattykimura@beige.party 2026-04-13 20:05
@alissaazar Why are they so afraid of rubber penises? You can pick them up with your hands, tough guys, they won't make you gay. Gay is higher bar that ICE class.
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@gimulnautti@mastodon.green 2026-04-13 20:06
@alissaazar It’s actually quite funny how embarassed they are, trying to kick them away :)
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai 2026-04-13 20:08
@alissaazar You have no idea how much pleasure this brings me.
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai 2026-04-13 20:12
@alissaazar Also, chef’s kiss for the photo where a Tesla is in frame. Also also, they should really ask the guys kicking those dicks around if prefer a different size maybe small smaller if that’s all they can accommodate themselves
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@GutterPoetry@mastodon.me.uk 2026-04-13 20:18
@alissaazar Excellent photo framing the 'fuck ICE' graffiti with the dildos.
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@lackattack@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 20:19
@alissaazar Remember how mad the toothless hillbillies who illegally took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge got when people kept shipping them dildos? You just know these #DHS shitheels feel the same way lololol
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@monkee@chaos.social 2026-04-13 20:33
@alissaazar Perfect. Cowards are too afraid to touch em. 😂
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@Sfwmson@universeodon.com 2026-04-13 20:37
@alissaazar I approve.
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@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 20:49
@alissaazar bonus rubber dickmobile seen just before suspension failure
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@chu@climatejustice.social 2026-04-13 20:50
@alissaazar amazing how grown men are so threatened by dildos.
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@xerge@mastodon.nl 2026-04-13 21:01
@alissaazar it’s like the Branch Dildonians all over again. There’s probably strong overlap between ICE and those folks anyway.
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@RevPudDudley@mas.to 2026-04-13 21:06
@alissaazar in a more refined era we turned down the news if too much gab about oral sex, stains on a dress -- kids in the room
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@Sea1Am@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 21:36
@alissaazar I love these ICE dildo stories, keep it coming! LET'S GO PORTLAND!
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@Naich@fosstodon.org 2026-04-13 22:12
@alissaazar Dildoes and dildoesn't
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@Netraven@hear-me.social 2026-04-13 22:17
@alissaazar what's your job? dildo wrangler.
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-04-13 22:19
@alissaazar Thought I was slick, in my ICE uniform. Then my supervisor told me, Pick up them dicks. Can't touch 'em with my hands, 'Cause that'd be gay. So now I'm stuck doing it the only straight way. Kickin' fake dicks. Kickin' fake dicks. I'm a penis puntin' Choad toe-jammin' Schlong bootin' Fascist bastard, Kickin' fake dicks. Kickin' fake dicks.
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@praetor@mstdn.social 2026-04-13 22:59
@alissaazar I love it! Did you see that dude almost bust his ass tripping on one?
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange 2026-04-13 23:04
@alissaazar @jwz Put on your dick-kickers and kick some dicks
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@goldeee13@mas.to 2026-04-14 01:18
@alissaazar i’m visualizing the scene…it’s raining dildos and land on their faces… hahaha
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@boon@wspanialy.eu 2026-04-14 04:11
@alissaazar no brooms for the policing force, ey?! And they sometimes have the tenacity to call themselves street sweepers... Clowns and jokers, but mostly just clowns ... Discover brooms - take up an honest job!