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  Oh, those were Chekov's Floating Heads? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  Root post for #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill in 2 minutes.

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  That is not an approved receptacle for fires! #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

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  Welp, on to Ghostbusters 2 for you. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

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  Did he just Matrix-spike the entire manuscript into her brain? #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

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  What's this? I'm awake and sober and at home enough to do #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer ???

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  Remember "Goose was not valued"? That was a fun week.

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  One of these weeks my schedule has to line up with #Monsterdon or #Comedon

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  @catsalad@infosec.exchange Referring to the number of unfinished works in progress.

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  @robertpi@functional.cafe #Alt4You Street art. On an otherwise nondescript grey wall, a Kirby character, with a punk mohawk hairstyle, is posed in maximum vacuum stance, ready to inhale the next creature to round the corner into their nigh-bottomless stomach. The captioning graffito reads "EAT THE RICH". The signature graffito appears to read as a stylized "SK".

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  What needs to happen now in Tennessee is a relentless voter turnout campaign in Nashville and Memphis, to flip those gerrymander-cracked districts. That's the danger of having no gerrymander-packed districts. There's less safety margin remaining. If the (D) bust their asses (they won't--it'll need to be grassroots organizing, as usual), and the (R) get lazy because they think they locked up a 9-0 state, the (D) could actually pick up seats. #USPol #TNPol

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  The intrusive thought today is "Fuck you, Johnny Saltbucket." I would very much like to know if this person actually exists and what they did.

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  If you live in Indiana, you still have an hour left to vote in the primaries. This will likely be your only chance to actually have some kind of choice between candidates. In November it's just going to be someone running unopposed, or a massive shitheel versus someone who also kinda sucks but nowhere near as badly. #USPol #INPol

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  So when does RFKJr chopper in to the hantavirus boat and start licking people?

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  @simonbs Poor babies, crying about someone stealing the hooch they brewed up from stolen corn.

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  @Buster John Mulaney was almost there: "(singing) Bread is God is Bread".

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  Atlas and Samson. Sure. Why not? Let's get Gilgamesh and Enkidu in there, too. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

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  As far as I know, in the entire Starcraft canon, not once did the Terrans or the Protoss ever try to negotiate terms with the creep. They always thought it was the macroscopic Zerg in charge. Classic macroörganism mistake.

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  It's becoming eerie how closely this timeline is pathing towards Douglas Adams' vision of AI. I'm going to try counting natural numbers slowly at a chatbot and see what happens.

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  @Ananas It took me a second to realize that I am actually one of the voices in the woods. The Internet has spoiled me.

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  The Fediverse is currently experiencing a distributed provision of service while one or more of its servers are under DDoS attack.

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  I guess that just for today, I will quiet my constant drumbeat that fungally produced drugs are superior to plant based drugs in every possible way.

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  If you saw someone with an abusive gaslighting parent or partner, you would want to help, right? Okay, but what if that person is also completely imaginary? And they're surrounded by a bunch of other people, all in the same situation, who think their imaginary abuser is the same person as everyone else's. How do you crack that?

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  You know how in the US, every public school system sends out a fleet of buses to pick up students in the morning and take them home in the evening? Literally every employer that requires work in person could do this. And yet they would all prefer the giant parking lot.

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  I think I would much prefer that cannabis people be in charge than alcohol people and cocaine people and amphetamine people. If important things are not going to be done anyway, I think it's better that they not be done more calmly and slowly. #USPol

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  @ChanceyFleet Emojify :AllTheThings: ! :HeckYeahKid: :Philosoraptor: :AreYaWinningSon:

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  It is a silly thing, the meme format image.

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  I don't get to pick the obsessive intrusive thought. Sometimes it's cool and interesting. But today it's just endless repetitions of "diaperchonk 3XL".

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  Techbro: Mastodon people are hostile to my favorite tech! The entire Fediverse: We did some investigative digging, and we have also decided to be hostile to you as a person. You absolute cunt. We will now cleanse you from the timeline. [Posts pet photos and/or nature photos and/or original artwork.]

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  Is this an acceptable use of AI? Image classifier assesses camera image. If confidence is high that image is of human skin, proceed. Image classifier identifies terminal hair, and assesses location and direction. Kinematics software moves robot arm, with an electrolysis needle, into the follicle, and a conductive cathode ring around the pore. Current applied with both AC and DC components. Tweezers remove hair. Robot controls 20+ needle arms at a time