2026-04-13 18:59 UTC
@alissaazar as a humanitarian gesture, packets of lube should also be provided
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-04-13 22:25
@MHowell @alissaazar It would be appropriate to gift the riot cop version of the lube, that comes in an aluminum canister and contains enough capsicum oleoresin in it to deter grizzly bears from bottoming.