chris actual
lackattack@mastodon.social
<p>California<br />Aging video game curmudgeon<br />Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2<br />Lycra enjoyer 🚴♂️<br />EV aficionado<br />Friend to Orcas (in case they escalate the boat ramming)<br />Haver of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/adhd" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>adhd</span></a><br />Grizzled <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nufc" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nufc</span></a> supporter<br />I also heart <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/acfc" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>acfc</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nwsl" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nwsl</span></a><br />Posts explode after 6 months</p><p>Avatar: Pic of me using that .5 setting (thanks, daughter)<br />Banner image: Pic from the stand
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I am pretty sure I cracked the code for my #cats to understand time. For the last month, when its 10 mins to feeding time, I put both hands up in front of me and declare '10 minutes'. At 5 minutes, I put one hand up and say '5 minutes'. Then at feeding time I fill their bowls. I've noticed recently they've stopped nagging once i give them the 10 minute warning. They just sit patiently til food time for that blissful 10 minute window.
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President's bank accounts closed for money laundering: 300+ Chris' bank accounts closed for money laundering: 0 #trump
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The orange stain has claimed 38 times that his #iranwar is over since he fell for #netanyahu’s trap and started it. Only incompetent loser cowards have records that bad. #TrumpWar #trump #trumpadministration
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Loving #uefa and #concacaf (who have their own issues of course) stand up to this #fifa bullshittery. Hope more (all) federations join in the fun.
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Elon 2022: &quot;CSAM removal is PRIORITY ONE&quot; Elon 2026: &#39;UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL X GIVE THE COPS THOSE CSAM AUTHORS&#39; DATA&quot; https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/07/lawsuit-grok-user-made-7k-child-sex-images-xai-only-reported-one-gang-rape-prompt/ #elonmusk #grok
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#mitchmcconnell #whereismitch #whereishe
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I suppose this is more accurate #wheresmitch #mitchmcconnell #whereishe
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Well if we are being honest, this is probably the most accurate #mitchmcconnell #wheresmitch #whereishe
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WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG #kashpatel
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Happy #fourthofjuly and also a reminder that whatever is in the #epsteinfiles scares the shit out of that little rapey bitch #donaldtrump
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Am I a woodworker if I made a ~4 foot workbench extension with shelving unit out of 3/4" thick plywood? I used a circular saw and some screws and of course wood. Its simple, functional, holds lots of weight, and most edges line up like you'd expect. It matches the height of my workbench exactly. There's a divider to store my shopvac and my bike's second wheel set in their own sections. I sanded it down to be less pointy, but no stain or painting. My daughter says no i am not. #p...
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Wow Botman pretty much lost this game for us with his shirt tugging. Jeez. #crynew
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Groove is in the Hearth #HouseWorkASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Sweet Clothesline #HouseWorkASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Hip Hop Hooveray #HouseWorkASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Lucy in the Sky with Krylon #HouseWorkASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Live Long Love Laugh and Beyond #LiveLongAndAnything #HashTagGames
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Really looking forward to the inflatable #frogs #frog at #nokings for some reason.
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Poster: printed and assembled Stickers of the art on the poster: printed and trimmed Llama mask: Sitting on the shelf calling longingly to me General protest opsec actions: being taken to the best of my ability Pretty much ready to have some fun at orange man&#39;s expense #nokings #protest #usa #california
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New Testament assimilates Old Testament into the Bible Borg #AwkwardBookMoments #HashTagGames
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@flargh@mastodon.social Im just shocked we survived ozone-ageddon
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Thomas Jefferson famously wrote &quot;The tree of pedophilia must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of rank-and-file soldiers &amp; non-combatants. It is it&#39;s natural manure&quot; Putting your life on the line for a convicted rapist pedophile liar seems like something I&#39;d opt out of, but then again how else could they own the libs? #war #iran #usa #trump
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Hope all your memories of the last election are etched into your minds, because the orange stain #trump is going to ensure his team wins the midterm #elections Let&#39;s not be all shocked pikachu when he announces it, ok? Let&#39;s be mobilized.