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  The Little Engine That Just Fucking Couldn't

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  At this point, I will take a shitty stick figure drawing over an AI generated image any day. Put in some goddamn effort people.

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  I'm against capital punishment, but there are plenty of people who I wouldn't miss if they fell into a vat of acid.

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  This is from last night. They just kept coming, and they partied all night. #Animals #ElkOfMastodon

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  I can't be nice about #AISlop. If you post AI art unintentionally, I understand, its tricky. Have the decency to take it down, or at least acknowledge your mistake and let others learn from it. But if you're doubling down on it with bullshit like "But the message is important!", then you get a block. You know exactly what you're doing. I don't have time for your horseshit. The planet is on fire and your shitty picture of insects voting is only making it worse.

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  "Connected without internet" THEN YOU AREN'T CONNECTED, YOU ASSHOLE COMPUTER

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  To the point where our nipples intersect.

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  Reince Priebus is the one name that I have encountered in life that is completely alien to me. It reads like an anagram. Or an eldritch hex. Saxby Chambliss is a close second.

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  Standing by my rule that adult men using the word cuck are useless tools. It's an incel insult. Quit using it like it means anything that matters.

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  RIP Mary Morello, who was so supportive of her son Tom's passion for music, "Before Rage Against the Machine hit the stage at the Pinkpop Festival in 1994, Morello introduced them as the "Best Band in the Fucking Universe". [Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Morello] She also founded the anti-censorship organization Parents for Rock and Rap. 🤘Rest in Power, Mary🤘

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  Get a Brit wet by talking about barge queuing, or get them to sweat by talking about queue barging.

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  He had a fartive gaze.

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  Imagine coming to the #Fediverse and demanding that nobody post pornography. Just think about that for a moment. Utterly untenable logic.

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  Yesterday, I heard someone on the radio say that #FIFA are leaning into a feminist stance, and all I could think about was their president giving a peace prize to a rapist.

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  Poll

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  Borts (Burlap shorts)

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  LORDY LORDY I'M EXACTLY FORTY

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  @benroyce@mastodon.social Oh the humanitAHAHAHAHA

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  @grickle@mstdn.social This is the comic that made me fall in love with your work.

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  If the Homecoming King contest has one senior who murdered 15 students, and you're surprised by calls to boycott... you are completely lost. This is a toot about #Eurovision.

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  @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange Underrated joke.

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  I just saw a #Cybertruck in the wild for the first time, and Holy Shit©️ is it ugly. Like, I knew from pictures and videos and stuff, but until you've seen it for real, you have no idea.

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  Horny, but astrally. #HornyBut

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  @eugenialoli Victory Over the Sun might be up your alley. Check out Nowherer.

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  Turnipular

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  We already have a ridiculous face altering ritual that involves weaponry and a yearning to attracts a mate with good looks. It's called shaving and it's fucking senseless.

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  Kitchen sinks should come with foot pedals send toot.

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  Ugh, I'm so sorry I immaculated in your hair.

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  Horny, but topographically.

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  @alice @AltTextHealthCheck Grats!