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pattykimura@beige.party
<p>Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age. <br />Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.<br />My opinions are entirely my own. <br />๐ณ๏ธโ๐ <a href="https://beige.party/tags/AsianAmerican" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AsianAmerican</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/kama" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>kama</span></a>'aina <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ukulele" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ukulele</span></a> Pronouns: She/Her<br />Beige.party is the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.<br />NO AI used in writing posts.</p>
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LOL. "Saddam Insane" is trending, and the Orange is furious. Lunchtime PSA https://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/09/25/lunchtime-psa/
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Laura Loomer and Tim Poole switch sides on Russia, and now support Ukraine. Did all the Russian money funneled through (Putin puppet & Trump fascist hero) Victor Orban dry up? Did they suddenly realize Russia didn't get that guaranteed "two week" blitzkreig win that Trump publicly bragged was Putin's genius? When do they figure out Trump is America's Putin? Meanwhile advanced Ukraine drone tech and anti-drone tech is essential to US security, and Trump has been on...
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My breakfasts are usually: soup (chicken broth with a small handful of noodles), or toast with butter, or just fruit. Pretty simple. But I like the two eggs gently scrambled with caramelized onions, cream cheese, and melted cheese, and side of bacon traditional American breakfast (with rice instead of potato since I was born & raised in Hawai'i). It just feels overwhelming to make and eat, first thing. Too much. So, I made it for an early supper! Yay! It was delicious. I'm now...
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@politico/politics-u9ikh4qkz/-/a-CZkxlrc3RCWn7cBymFRn5w%3Aa%3A3195449-%2F0 Yay! Steve Bannon argues that #Mandami #BernieSanders #DSA are the ascendant political force like the #TeaParty populists pre-Koch corruption, and both MAGA and Democratic Party playbooks of "money wins" and traditional endorsements will no longer be determinate - enthusiasm, commitment, actions, and a resonant working people's message is now "the coin of the political realm&q...
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Whitney Cummings hosted the 2026 Mark Twain Prize ceremony recently, she was explicitly told she could not tell this joke: "I actually heard Trump may come tonight but he couldn't make it. He got caught in sex traffic" which she told anyway. ๐
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Hey MAGA? You feeling hungry, underwater, can't afford food or housing or health? DON'T WORRY! Turn your frown upside down: Visit the Glorious Reflecting Pond, the future site of the One Billion dollar Trump Ballroom, the new Trump/Qatari gold-plated Air Force One, cheer knowing he made over One Billion in personal wealth because Trumpism works if you're just darn rich enough or smart enough or born with name Trump. Not you? Just try harder, it's Biden's fault you suck. All...
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@vox/immigration-qmjdlv8vz/-/a-_CJal0wsR7ers8u2tKe-dg%3Aa%3A1444157402-%2F0 This was insane. Four Justices (Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh) were ready to create a permanent stateless underclass of humans born and living in the US, without equal rights of due process or any other citizenship rights. Separate and Not Equal: Trump's Jim Crow.
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Making kalua pig in a slow cooker. A pork butt, red Hawai'ian sea salt, and mesquite (kiawe) liquid smoke. I wish I had banana leaves, but, alas, no banana trees in New England to use. In 12 to 15 hours on low, we"ll have ono pulled pork.
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#KenPaxton was not born in Texas, his family was not from Texas, he's not a native Texan, he didn't come to Texas as a boy, he's an, uh, immigrant to Texas, so not sure why he's lecturing 8th generation Texan James Talarico on Texas bbq, Texas manliness, Texas Bible, or Texas anything. Wouldn't now be the time for Ken Paxton to self-deport back to Minot, ND?
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@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social We're like a global NPR : each instance (thousands. of all sizes) is its own local radio station producing or relaying all kinds of content (local, national, global content), with free access to any other station's content through a voluntary federation. No ads, no corporations, no skeezy Nazi screwing with your feed to force a disruptive fascist content down your throat when you just want to tune into the ant station or climate change or German elections o...
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Trump and Vance think &quot;Medicare Fraud&quot; shouted at Blue States is an easy win for them. Then why did Trump pardon Esformes who was convicted of $1.3B in Medicare fraud? Lawrence Duran, $205M Medicare fraud? Melgen $42M, Medicare fraud? Schwartz $39M Medicare fraud. ALL PARDONED or COMMUTED BY TRUMP and Trump makes sure they avoid paying court-ordered restitution to their victims.
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@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social This is why I follow @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social. Moxon can have exquisite clarity of thought, and puncture through toxic noise and ubiquitous mainstream sloganeering propaganda. "The Reframe" isn't simply a cute name, it's an active example of Critical Thinking. It's what we need in these times. This is the best, clearest, most thoughtful articles on the toxic frame of "male loneliness - why aren't women fixing it" and "not...
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Great Memes, Cont. https://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/04/24/great-memes-cont-104/ Dear God a Fish Trump Separated at Birth.
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@Alice I would so love to see an employee ID badge with a pic of a roll of toilet paper. I would 100% never forget that employee.
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I went into a Cumberland Farms mini-mart gas station in Florence, Mass in Western Mass. I bought a chocolate bar, and the clerk announced my change as $9.43. Then he casually handed me $9.40 saying &quot;We don&#39;t have pennies.&quot; I was dumbfounded. I look for any sign announcing their coin shortage, and there was none. Shocked, I said &quot;Repeat the change I&#39;m due.&quot; He stumbled a bit and said &quot;Uh. Well, there&#39;s a penny shortage. $9.43 So...
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Anendophasia. I just read this describes those without an inner voice. Most people have an inner voice - half have a low level of inner voice, the other have a very chatty inner voice. Inner voices can help you remember a word sequence, for instance. I have a very very chatty inner voice who is often very funny and wry and witty. It&#39;s why people sometimes say to me &quot;What&#39;s so funny!&quot; when nothing is apparently funny on the outside. I shrug, smile, and shrug ag...
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For all you naysayers...Trump will win in Iran like he did in Vietnam. #TrumpIran #TrumpVietnam