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  I bought a bottle of The Pink Stuff to see if it lives up to the hype and it does! Made light work of my cat food encrusted sink

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  “The following dynamics are typical of a relationship with Mr. Sensitive and may help explain your feeling that something has gone awry: 1. You seem to be hurting his feelings constantly, though you aren't sure why, and he expects your attention to be focused endlessly on his emotional injuries. If you are in a bad mood one day and say something unfair or insensitive, it won't be enough for you to give him a sincere apology and accept responsibility. He'll go on and on about it, exp...

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  Christian conservatives will look at the increasing number of family annihilators and still tell kids stupid shit like “everything you need to know about parenting is in your DNA” and “motherhood is a woman’s purpose.” Economic stress is the biggest predictor of familicide. Couple that with the lack of help since a large portion of this country thinks “post partum depression/psychosis isn’t real, God provides for all his children 🤪” and you have millions of parents in a pressure cooker situati...

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  Me: Liz Frank injury? 💭

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  There are two pastors currently in the public eye for allegedly murdering their wives, JP Miller and Caleb Flynn. Where is the culture war campaign to strip men of their voting rights and ban them from leadership roles?? They are clearly too emotional to have decision making power

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  Oohoo, put me in the slammer Oohoo, drop another hammer, baby No need to impress me, I’m already gone Orville Peck - “Already Gone” https://youtu.be/FCtl_roHr9o #music #country #QueerCountry

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  Secretary (2002) except Mr. Grey is played by Michael Cera

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  The Walten Files 5 elevated the series from “what if Five Nights At Freddy’s was dark” to “what if Five Nights at Freddy’s was a gut-wrenching depiction of grief”

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  I wash washing my limes and a whole one went into the garbage disposal. What’s my next move

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  Catching up on The Walten Files today under the bright lights of the office because faces being stretched unnaturally in photoshop fucks me up lol

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  Lonely cat ladies have always been a male psyop to make women afraid of being single. I’m sure some exist, but for the most part, cat ladies are baddies with options. Not trying to flex but even I had a bunch of people throw their hat into the ring when I announced I’m in my single era. I was surprised until I started talking to other divorced women, even ladies in their 50s and 60s have their “pick of the litter” so to speak. Many CHOOSE to live alone even if they’re dating because they’re do...

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  EMDR really feels like witchcraft. wym I can go into my memories and paint over the bad ones like some kind of cerebral landlord

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  "The school became aware of a second incident involving a Floyd County Schools bus driver in March, and Gearheart said school officials deliberately excluded him from an investigation into the incident, giving the bus driver an opportunity to delete evidence from his phone before police became involved, Gearheart said in his lawsuit." [...] "A team of local and federal authorities, including Prestonsburg PD arrested three men in a child exploitation and sexual assault sting earli...

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  My therapist praised me for having the foresight to keep working and not combine finances with my ex spouse. She asked me how I had that "wisdom" despite getting married young and I was like idk I just used my damn eyeballs to observe the generational poverty it created in 100% of the families I knew who tried it

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  I've been using the word "nonplussed" wrong thing whole time. It means surprised/perplexed, not unbothered

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  I will never be a miserable, stagnant person because even when I’m miserable I still got motion

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  My coworkers have watched me go from freshly graduated and newly married to divorced with a Master’s I don’t use

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  I’m trying to grow out my right eyebrow so I have an inscrutable expression rn. I look like the “have you seen this man” guy (who I won’t post bc he freaks me out)

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  So far 🍄 eyelid theatre has been colorful shapes, a wiggling 90s arcade carpet I watch until I fall asleep. But last night after I put my sleep mask on, I was seeing faces in the darkness. They were warping like Wish Nikki in Obsession. The depth of the darkness didn’t make sense because I sleep in 80% darkness but this was like 120%. I was scared at first, peeking out from my sleep mask to make sure the power didn’t go out for real. Then I felt safe in the “advanced darkness.” As a child I...

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  Christian Nationalists demand women exit the workforce entirely, and men are to support their family without any formal education. You’re supposed to “give your womb to the Lord,” homeschool your kids, grow your own food, and pray over illnesses until they go away. Be self-sufficient. Isolated. So what happens when these families fail, like the Siders? Do the churches and degree-holding politicians who told them “God provides for all his children” step in to help? Nope, churches won’t even giv...

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  I foolishly gambled on a hot salad from Jagger’s yesterday and immediately got watery diarrhea. I did feel better afterward and cyclospora can take up to 2 weeks to be symptomatic. I’m hoping it’s some other contaminant, not the first time restaurant salad has made me sick a few bites in. I should probably stop ordering it in fact

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  My heart hurts when the media refers to Celeste as a “young woman.” D4vid started talking to her when she was 11 and murdered her when she was 14. She was a CHILD

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  racehorse newborn foals are worth ~10 million dollars but I have negative net worth

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  My mom had to explain what drag was to me when I was 12 after I earnestly mentioned that it's weird you never see the actress who plays Madea doing interviews to promote her movies

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  Unfortunately I found the paw paw Ale 8 quite gross. Did they only use rotten ones even deer don't want or what

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  I know Andy Beshear’s “aww shucks” shtick is marketing, but I’m inspired to write a story about a simple county boy who runs for local office and gets wrapped up in an international conspiracy

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  Brands that work as children’s names: Stanley, Tervis, CeraVe

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  I just finished season 1 of The Righteous Gemstones and it might be the funniest thing on HBO

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  I feel responsible/guilty for my ex wife's mental health despite knowing I did everything I could. I saw our vows through until the end. She left because of MY mental health; I was allegedly making her miserable. She is still miserable. When she left she said "Don't call me for help because I won't answer," but she has called me for help multiple times🙃 She apologized in a non specific way but still seems oblivious to the suffering she caused me. My therapist thinks her...

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  It's time to work under the blazing hot sun It's time to smash your shins to bits Greg is a man, he never drinks water Greg drinks black coffee and Pepsi Chat Pile - "PEN I S MALL" https://youtu.be/kIfoN_Q1TIY #AlternativeMusic #metal #AlternativeRock #sludge #noise