2026-04-21 12:05 UTC
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@mray@social.tchncs.de 2026-04-21 14:44
@kjhealy@mastodon.social Imagine your president wrote that. I'd pinch myself to check if I was awake.
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@Janne_O@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 14:29
@kjhealy@mastodon.social what the fuck did I just read.
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@wtrmt@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 16:00
@kjhealy@mastodon.social that epitaph is a bit long: a big QR on the headstone may be better.
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@vmstan@vmst.io 2026-04-21 12:08
@kjhealy
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@tsturm@famichiki.jp 2026-04-21 12:24
@kjhealy This is real, isn't it.
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@Spirit@cybernetic.monster 2026-04-21 12:27
@kjhealy and this is exactly how I will remember the founder of and creator of the iPhone: Mr Tim Apple.
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@renardboy@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 12:50
@kjhealy like if u cry everytim
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@troldann@techhub.social 2026-04-21 13:24
@kjhealy of course it’s almost incomaparable. Tim Cook has been very @incomparable -adjacent, but never quite made it on. Maybe if he had called Jason instead, then he could be actually incomparable.
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@LDJ@mastodon.green 2026-04-21 13:52
@kjhealy Truly bizarre. The world in his head really is a different place. BIG HELPS! 😂 And he’s bragging about consultants not being given work?
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@tvaziri@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 13:59
@kjhealy JEEEEEEESUS
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@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org 2026-04-21 14:09
@kjhealy Christ, that's real....
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@drdrang@fosstodon.org 2026-04-21 14:34
@kjhealy That’s worth an entire course at Apple University.
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@axeln@norden.social 2026-04-21 14:40
@kjhealy @jalefkowit In all honesty, that is what high level management is all about. Integrity takes a back seat to profitability and ability to operate. I am not saying that I like, and I am pretty sure Tim Cook didn’t like it as well, but it is what it is.
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@gummibando@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 14:47
@kjhealy He indeed managed to make it partly about himself. Way to go, Don Whitehouse.
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@ericsedge@bitbang.social 2026-04-21 14:59
@kjhealy Every single interaction with the 🍊💩 is about himself.
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@FediThing@social.chinwag.org 2026-04-21 15:16
@kjhealy In case anyone is wondering, this is 100% real 😬
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@a@pdx.social 2026-04-21 15:20
@kjhealy @tvaziri It’s amazing to think how differently Cook’s tenure would be remembered if he’d stepped down 18 months ago, instead.
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 15:24
@kjhealy Just yesterday I saw a Snopes post about, "Don't fall for these 15 fake Trump Truth Social Posts." This isn't one of them. I checked.
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 15:31
@kjhealy “During my 5 years as president” is such a Trumpism that most people really don't notice what he’s doing when he says that
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@wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social 2026-04-21 15:50
@kjhealy a latter day head pat, if you will
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@rosshunter@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 15:55
@kjhealy He just can’t resist patting himself on the back.
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@stonykark@mstdn.ca 2026-04-21 16:13
@kjhealy @blogdiva apple the company will never be rid of his stain, just like IBM.
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@freediverx@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 16:25
@kjhealy 🤮
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@kitkat_blue@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 17:55
@kjhealy Welll...Tim Cook/Apple IS a fawning, self-debasing, unprincipled, spineless asskisser (with tongue) so... *that* much isn't a lie...
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@marcintosh@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 17:56
@kjhealy Tear to the eye, vomit in the mouth. Tomato, tomato.
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@BubblegumYeti@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 18:07
@kjhealy fascist ass-kisser
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@mason@partychickens.net 2026-04-21 18:08
@kjhealy That kind of thing is just baffling to me. I suspect even Twitler doesn't know what he's trying to say there.
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@DebC@sfba.social 2026-04-21 18:35
@kjhealy I hope it was worth it, Tim Apple.🙄
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@crumbletiltskin@mastodon.social 2026-04-21 21:24
@kjhealy this cannot be real life
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@Linnefaulk@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 00:31
@kjhealy I think you meant lunacy. 🙄
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@kims@mas.to 2026-04-22 05:55
@kjhealy Kieran
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@RunRichRun@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 06:03
@kjhealy Also a bad taste to the mouth. 🤢
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@openrisk@mastodon.social 2026-04-23 06:46
@kjhealy The US is a morally bankrupt society that is collapsing. It's not that other societies are necessarily in better shape: corruption, collusion, capture are pervasive. It's just that for as long as the power edifice is intact it covers its sewage. When it starts falling apart, this allows us to peak through its normally opaque structures and get a glimpse of how things really work. And it is disgusting and frightening but also points to a reality: Without transparency we have no future.
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@qhstone@mstdn.social 2026-04-23 21:24
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kjhealy/116442604909330519 @kjhealy Those "(millions of dollars!)" went to Trump instead of the "very expensive consultants".