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  Happy 18th wedding anniversary to me and the Mrs. Our marriage is now old enough to vote. I miss being naive enough to think that it being “Flag Day” would be the only drama we’d have about this day going forward.

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  I really enjoy using Indigo as a Mastodon client but it will sometimes just decide on its own to stop updating the notifications tab for an indeterminate amount of time.

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  RE: https://vmst.io/@mergebot/116754485328432634 👀

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  RE: https://newsie.social/@ZhiZhu/116740243217109169 Didn't someone just make a movie about this?

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  The vmst.io instance will cease operations at the end of June 30, 2026. Please use this time to migrate your user account and connections. All data will be deleted after this date.

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  New Threads logo just dropped

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  The artificial super intelligences that threaten humanity in fictional media have names like Ultron, WOPR, Skynet, Control, or Colossus. The one we get in reality: Claude.

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  All I’ve had to eat today is coffee and a leftover pork chop. Ask me anything.

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  Sorry I couldn’t make it to the Met Gala this year. I had to stay home and wash my hair. Also I didn’t have anything FUCKING INSANE to wear.

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  May the force be with you. git push --force

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  I hope Rudy is receiving the best medical care Four Seasons Total Landscaping has to offer.

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  Bought a distillation machine to save money and reduce waste buying gallons at the store for my CPAP machine. :cpap2: Only to find out it takes four hours to distill a gallon of my own water. Good thing I didn’t need it tonight.

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@malwaretech/116494107124233816 He's not wrong, but also, patch your shit.

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  Sitting in an office waiting to get some lab work done, haven’t eaten anything since last night. My stomach just growled so hard that a young girl asked her mom WHAT WAS THAT.

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  Just logged into the DigitalOcean console for the first time in a little bit, and it's been redesigned with ALL THE AI THINGS front and center. Could we like, not? I just need to patch my SQL server.

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  Happy TACO Tuesday to all those who celebrate not ending a civilization.

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  RE: https://mastodo.neoliber.al/@jenbanim/116400767943186543 I try really hard not to talk ill of other instances, but seriously if you're still on mastodon.cloud at this point, you need to go somewhere else.

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  I don’t even play soccer myself, and I’m jealous of my kids new cleats.

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  You know who else was weak on crime? Jesus.

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  Internets are hard.

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  How every day of the last two years has felt.

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  @twipped@twipped.social six? Really 26.

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  Post is shutting down. https://post.news/@/noam/2fJw4PYRFjya343RpiToiyEQr0x

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  Excuse me? What does a Star Ship need with Microsoft Outlook?

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  Since launching #vmstio :vmstio: subscriptions in 2022, we’ve used Patreon, Ko-Fi, and (briefly) Open Collective. Managing multiple platforms has made automating supporter benefits harder to deliver reliably. To simplify, we’re shifting focus to Ko-Fi for monthly subscriptions, where support is already 3:1 over Patreon and fees are much much lower. (Patreon eats almost 25% of our lowest tier.) As of April 1, no new Patreon subscriptions will be accepted. Existing Patreon memberships will cont...

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  Jesus barely beat his RTO of 3 days.

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  You can only have one.

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  @mttkng@masto.98degrees.co.uk

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  I already disregarded your first message you've now asked me to disregard. Pray I don't disregard you any further.

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  Those are rookie numbers. We’ve gotta get those numbers up.