2026-06-24 22:33 UTC
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com 2026-06-24 23:38
@dev@discuss.systems i will simply kill the goose in order to access the factory inside
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-06-24 22:35
@dev@discuss.systems we always assumed it was less of a factory and more of a nuclear reactor that transmutes carbon into gold and uses otherwise-unknown physics to dispose of the radioactivity
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@dan@discuss.systems 2026-06-24 22:36
@dev@discuss.systems this may be the best slide deck of all time
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@secretasianman@types.pl 2026-06-24 22:40
@dev@discuss.systems what the fuck
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@dev@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 18:19
He might be the greatest poster in the world
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@hi_cial@donphan.social 2026-06-25 18:54
@dev@discuss.systems goose value 0? goose value 71 REVEAL
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@stephan@them.cheeky.wales 2026-06-25 18:17
@dev@discuss.systems
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@d1@autistics.life 2026-06-25 20:06
@dev@discuss.systems #Goose valued
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@dan@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 00:59
@dev@discuss.systems I took a finance class in grad school to satisfy an obscure requirement and it was roughly on this level. But with worse graphics.
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@3janeTA@beige.party 2026-06-24 23:08
@dev@discuss.systems somehow I’m not sure they grasped the moral of the story
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@nev@status.nevillepark.ca 2026-06-24 23:17
@dev@discuss.systems has @jonny@neuromatch.social seen this
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@groxx@hachyderm.io 2026-06-24 23:26
@dev@discuss.systems I never knew automatic semicolon insertion brought such profits
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@twifkak@mas.to 2026-06-24 23:29
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@paelnever@masto.es 2026-06-24 23:35
@dev@discuss.systems OMG banksters are so smart, we obviously can't compete with their intellect, they are "uberhuman".
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@caspicat@infosec.exchange 2026-06-24 23:52
@dev@discuss.systems This tells little about Softbank and a lot about the investors ha
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@beaiouns@is.nota.live 2026-06-24 23:56
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@theorangetheme@en.osm.town 2026-06-25 00:02
@dev@discuss.systems Aww, I value you, goose. :3 ❤️🪿
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@ferrix@mastodon.online 2026-06-25 00:07
@dev@discuss.systems @jonny@neuromatch.social goose value: 0? No! Goose value: 71!
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@softicecreamlesley@famichiki.jp 2026-06-25 00:12
@dev@discuss.systems wut
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@kbruen@procial.tchncs.de 2026-06-25 00:19
@dev@discuss.systems SoftBank keeps coming up with bangers
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@celesteh@hachyderm.io 2026-06-25 00:30
@dev@discuss.systems its interesting to see the robotics bubble also get acknowledged. Those humanoid robots in the illustration have no use case. Roboticists fear the next AI winter will also be a robotics winter. Non-humanoid robots are actually useful, so maybe they'll escape it.
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@GodsoeWilliam@ecoevo.social 2026-06-25 00:34
@dev@discuss.systems It is a beautiful day in the village and you are a horrible goose.
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@mayadev@tilde.zone 2026-06-25 00:54
@dev@discuss.systems basic concepts from Capital, reinterpreted through MBAs using crayons and powerpoint templates
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@ricci@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 01:00
@dev@discuss.systems seize the fowl of production ⚒️
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@ricci@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 01:03
@dev@discuss.systems tag yourself, I'm slide 38
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@SpotlightKyd@musicworld.social 2026-06-25 01:04
@dev@discuss.systems Theese slides convinced me that using AI is the new acid trip.
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@XauriEL@mastodon.nz 2026-06-25 01:24
@dev@discuss.systems "the value of a company comes from the actual operations of a company, not from stock price gains" is a hell of a thing to have to teach serious investment people with literal children's cartoons
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@colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art 2026-06-25 02:04
@dev@discuss.systems THAT’S NOT WHERE THE EGGS COME OUT!
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@mancube@pnw.zone 2026-06-25 02:13
@dev@discuss.systems we are the goose who created value #geese
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@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party 2026-06-25 02:32
@dev@discuss.systems I'm heading to the park. Gonna get me a couple of geese.
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@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp 2026-06-25 02:40
@dev@discuss.systems I really need to extract myself from Softbank. That CEO is well on the way to becoming a Japanese Musk.
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@catmisgivings@stranger.social 2026-06-25 03:28
@dev@discuss.systems I regret clicking through the link. Lol That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.
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@ricci@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 03:32
@dev@discuss.systems yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical
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@nickzoic@aus.social 2026-06-25 03:51
@dev@discuss.systems It is a lovely day in the investor presentation and you are an ineffable metaphor.
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@KanaMauna@sauropods.win 2026-06-25 05:07
@dev@discuss.systems What the Hell did I just read?
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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-06-25 05:25
@dev@discuss.systems Heh. They visualized the golden goose.
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@dunhamsteve@mathstodon.xyz 2026-06-25 05:35
@dev@discuss.systems I've seen what geese create and learned to watch where I am stepping.
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@bonkers@nerdculture.de 2026-06-25 06:15
@dev@discuss.systems in the meantime, undervalued male goose:
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@FaithfullJohn@mastodon.scot 2026-06-25 06:21
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@urixturing@hachyderm.io 2026-06-25 06:49
@dev@discuss.systems why the conveyor belt? don't these people know how eggs are actually laid?