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  Correct. Cry more about it you wankstain.

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  Folks. I do not know how to say this any clearer. No MAGA representative is abandoning MAGA over the cost of diesel. This is an election year. They are trying to survive re-election. It's not that deep. They're lying.

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  Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain this in as simple a way as I know how. Let's say you wake up with a brilliant new billion dollar idea for a brand new product: "Bottled Piss". You pee in a bottle and sell it as a drink. You're so convinced in the profitability of this idea that you invest in a bottling plant so big that it's capable of bottling a billion Bottles of Piss a day. You hire employees to run the plant. To provide the piss. To create the labels and the p...

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  The Terminator movies were wrong. The nightmare AI scenario isn't that Skynet becomes sentient and launches the nukes that kill us all. The nightmare AI scenario is that Skynet is dumb as fuck but tells someone in meatspace to launch the nukes that kill us all and then they do it.

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  Watch out for people using the phrase "real America" or "real Americans" and presenting it as patriotism. This is, by definition, civil war accelerationist framing. If Balkanism ever comes to America it will not look like a separatist movement. It will look like 50 different groups declaring themselves independent from the United States and all calling themselves "the real America".

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  What's your favorite Chopin opus?

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  It's medically fascinating how many lies there are in just this one statement. 1. There has been no coordination with Louisiana 2. The governor cannot deploy federal assets 3. The two existing hospital boats, the USNS Mercy and USNS Comfort, are in dry dock in Alabama 4. They are federal assets owned and deployed by the US Navy 5. Admiral Daryl Caudle would be in charge of the actual deployment of naval assets 6. There is no current, confirmed outbreak of disease or widespread sickness in...

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  Nazis really are just terrible at art.

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  Nothing has convinced me more that Mitch McConnell is dead than seeing Mitch McConnell alive

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  Yes please keep up this dipshit nonsense. Try convincing single moms in the Bronx that that $80 price tag at the pump is good, actually, because treating black and brown people like human beings is communism. See how far that gets you. 😆😆😆

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  As hardened career criminals, racist thugs, and actual self-described Nazis all race to defend Ed Sheeran, I am drawn to one particular line in Macklemore's comments: "Refusing to take a side is still making a choice." If the Nazis have noticed that your inaction is aligned with their goals, then you have chosen a side, actually. There is no neutral position in genocide.

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  If I am ever murdered by an ICE death squad: 1. I was not making any threatening motions, statements, gestures or behaviours toward any individual person or group of people. 2. I was acting entirely within my understanding of my constitutionally guaranteed rights and liberties. 3. I was acting in the best interests of myself and my loved ones. 4. My murderer acted without provocation. 5. This post will remain actively pinned on my social media account forever. If it is ever removed, it was...

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  Pick the best fallacy

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  I can't prove it but I'm 100% certain Kash Patel fucked a dog.

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  If a tree falls in a forest and everybody sees Trump cut it down, was it still Biden's fault?

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  Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate today after almost 3 months paid time off without notice. His speech was described as very slow and halting, with his mouth stuck in a hanging open position. The press was forbidden to take video of his statements. Someone explain that last sentence to me reeeeal slowly.

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  In case no one told you today, I'm beautiful.

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  A quarter note with an infinite amount of dots would be equal to a half note. In this essay I will

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  "Grok, design a uniform for space Nazis"

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  PICARD: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. COMPUTER: Got it. You'd like a cup of hot earl grey tea. PICARD: Yes. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. COMPUTER: Ha ha great choice. Tea can be an excellent way to relax after a stressful day. PICARD: Okay? COMPUTER: Tea also has many other beneficial benefits both emotional, spiritual, and medicinal. If you'd like I could create a pdf listing those for you. PICARD: No. Just the tea please. COMPUTER: Great. Keeping it light and fun. I'll get that tea sta...

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  I love this time of year when the colors begin to change

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  PIKE: Someone is going to need to go out on the hull and launch the probe by hand. It's the only way to drop the ship out of warp. SPOCK: I will go. PIKE: Spock, I can't ask you to do that. SPOCK: Vulcans are less susceptible to radiation than humans, Captain. I am the logical choice. I will go. PIKE: *through coms* What's that sound, Spock? SPOCK: That is the sound of subatomic particles ricocheting off my helmet, Captain. I am releasing the probe. PIKE: Good. Get back i...

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  One thing that keeps me up at night is the progressive certainty that we as a society are slowly but surely losing our ability to be bad at things. We are ceding that skill to AI. "You don't understand, without AI, I couldn't have drawn this/written this/designed this." says a person, certain that surely this, this argument right here is the nail in the coffin of the anti-AI argument. Utility: "Without this thing, I would have been bad at this task." Yes. Correct....

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  CEO: Thank you for coming to this press conference unveiling our brand new product, Lightbulb Which Secretly Spies On You In The Bathroom. REPORTER: Hi. Tamara Dingbat from the Times. How much will it cost? CEO: Thank you for your question. I think it's important to remind you that Lightbulb Which Secretly Spies On You In The Bathroom, or "Lightie" as we call it, has absolutely NO cameras in it. It is simply a lightbulb. A high-tech lightbulb. For your bathroom. REPORTER: Hi....

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  Dear New York Times et al, He was never a successful businessman. 1. He inherited 400 million dollars and turned that into zero dollars. 2. He went bankrupt 7 times. 3. Some of those bankruptcies were casinos, literally a licence to print money which he couldn't manage. 4. He conned kids with cancer out of money once. That's why he can't run a charity anymore. 5. The following business ventures no longer exist or are insolvent: a. Trump Steaks b. Trump University c. Trump Mo...

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  Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." Anyway here's a real headline:

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  I hear Odysseus saw some pretty weird things while he was sailing. It was apparently quite an odd sea.

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  "Underage girls tested positive for pregnancy" is such a weirdly malicious way to say "ICE kidnapped and then raped a bunch of children."

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  I've started rejecting all cookies automatically no matter what website I'm on. IDK who keeps asking for them but I'm pretty sure they've had enough cookies now. They'll spoil their dinner.

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  Okay I'm a teacher. So let me explain this to you in as simple a way as I can. Let's say I want to buy a cake. But not just any cake. A specialty cake for my nieces quinceañera. A cake like that costs at least $100 bucks. But I don't have $100 bucks. What do? Well, I could save up to buy the cake. But that might take a long time and by then her quinceañera would be long over and gone. I could go take out a loan for the $100 bucks. But I don't want to take out a loan because...