@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
2026-09-02 13:32 UTC
Replies (26)
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@schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-02 13:34
“Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”
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@Bahnd@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 13:43
Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?
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@rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-09-02 13:59
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@Codpiece@feddit.uk 2026-09-02 14:34
“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.
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@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-02 14:40
Someone should tell this person about tag…
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 14:45
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@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2026-09-02 14:49
This is a sex thing btw
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@Kirp123@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 14:53
That’s a lot of conditions, he better be paying well.
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@thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 15:59
The ol David Lynch workout.
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@realitista@lemmus.org 2026-09-02 16:56
I’m curious how much this pays
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@FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-02 17:07
Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?
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@the_fuckler@nord.pub 2026-09-02 17:33
How some men want to date:
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-09-02 17:39
you can go real fast I’m out 🙌
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@Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-09-02 18:41
I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.
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@SourDragon@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 18:43
No bikes. But a car, that’s okay 👍
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@Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2026-09-02 18:45
I want to be chased :3
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@Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-02 19:42
Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.
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@snackzilla@lemmy.zip 2026-09-02 20:52
This is just a trail run with one extra step
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@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2026-09-03 00:58
“The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”
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@hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-03 06:06
either it’s a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag
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@Agent641@lemmy.world 2026-09-03 07:31
I would do this.
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@AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2026-09-03 12:50
A dog wrote this
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@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2026-09-03 19:00
That’s a new one. An offshoot of footies?
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@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2026-09-03 19:01
He didn’t mention attire. I imagine him showing up with a costume for you to wear, “not because I told you to, but because you think it”.
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@FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2026-09-03 19:23
This feels like that one bratty kid you might’ve played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.
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@ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-09-04 03:33
Um, okay but I’m slow and not a very good catch.