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  Just ask chatgpt to make you one

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  Cannot stop laughing at this

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  Yeah but that doesn't serve the prison industrial slavery complex

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  Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

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  To be fair, as an alcoholic, alcohol ads had zero effect on my purchases. Before I quit, the only thing that influenced my buying was the calculator app on my phone. For beer it was Millilitres per can times cans per block divided by ABV, divided by price. Higher number good.. For scotch and port it was easier.

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  mediaplate.au I've been using it as my homepage. It allows you to search Google and other engines without AI summaries, it gives you your IP address and just enough weather info without being obtuse, it loads quickly, and has a timer, stopwatch, scratchpad and conversion table for imperial to metric ect.

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  Jordan Peterson's voice is just [Robert Zubrins](https://youtu.be/1S6k2LBJhac) voice but one octave lower

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  Youvee used 15 of 20 logins for the free teir this week! Subscribe to premium to enjoy unlimited logins and a huge 5000 keystrokes per week!

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  Get the falling fruit app and you'll be able to find fruit trees in your area that are available for picking. In my city, olives are PROLIFIC and I'm still eating last year's loved that I picked and brined 

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  I like the cock ring

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  Stretching helps. Try to touch your toes every morning. If you can't reach them, ask someone else to touch your toes for you.

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  So just normal, then?

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  World War 365

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  Don't ruin this for him!

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  A vegan, a crossfitter, and an arch user walk into a bar. She orders a gluten free beer.

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  I'm unironically like that with apple things. The last time I used an apple things was 15 years ago. Im comfortable doing just about anything technical on windows, Linux and android, but hand me an iPhone or a MacBook and I instantly realise how those elderly technologically impaired people feel - completely lost.

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  Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”

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  I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musica...

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  This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

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  I actually work with people who still have a "family computer". One guys doesn't even have a computer at home, they have phones and iPads.

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  If my cat could understand the absolutely filthy names I call her she probably would not come home anymore.

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