SourDragon
SourDragon@lemmy.world
<p>Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!</p> <p>Or don’t. That works too.</p> <hr /> <p>I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®</p> <hr /> <hr /> <p>Satire. I’m not <em>actually</em> a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.</p> <p>Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.</p>
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This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission Stay hydrated, folks. That’s less water for data centers to pollute.
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Chocolate in any form (candy bar, choccy milk, hot choccy, choccy syrup, choccy ice cream, etc) is the stereotypical go-to stress snack. Always keep something chocolaty stocked up for a metaphorical rainy day. I read somewhere that studies have shown that chocolate, especially dark chocolate, has some sorta chemical in it to alleviate stress, but I didn’t fact it so take that with a grain of salt.