2026-09-09 10:17 UTC
Replies (7)
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@Snapz@lemmy.world 2026-09-10 05:27
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
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@axus@lemmy.ca 2026-09-09 22:59
Misread as genitals
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@echodot@feddit.uk 2026-09-10 05:59
Hitler’s generals were so afraid of him that they didn’t even tell him about the D-Day landings for several hours because they didn’t want to wake him up.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-09-11 05:06
“I need the kind of genitals Hitler had” is funnier and therefore I choose to believe my misread version is reality, quote a rat demon scrotum.
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@5ha99y@lemmus.org 2026-09-09 11:03
Pumpkins can vary significantly in size, but giant pumpkins typically weigh from 68 kilograms (150 lb) to over 910 kilograms (2,010 lb), with some record-breaking specimens reaching weights of over 1,278.8 kg (2,819.3 lb). What a liar!
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-09-09 17:25
Hmm… Pumpkins are orange and have no intelligence… Trump is also orange and has no intelligence… Is Trump just a big pumpkin? 🤔
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@Malica@lemmy.zip 2026-09-09 17:47
I wish we had those guys too, they turned on Hitler