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  Best part of the movie

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  How? I can root against his team without consuming sports media or buying team-related product?

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  Flat Devin theory. How much is a bulldozer?

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  they gave my dad those tests before and after major brain surgery to determine if he was the same him before and after (note: the wizards at UCSF succeeded). they aren't "hard" per se, they're a diagnostic. they watch you take the test.

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  nah. oversharpening will wear your knife to nothing in no time.

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  my wife spent half an hour yesterday telling me a story about hoots. it wasn't until she finished that i realized she was talking about kahoots.

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  Kill random reddit [TOKEN NOT FOUND CONTACT ADMIN] yourself, coward

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  oh you beautiful bastard this isn't 1999 anymore

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  don't forget the postal delivery pony

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  hey, i have a ghost that lives in my microwave. first a few things you should know. my entire town was built on an american indian burial ground. like, starting in the 70s they'd have the tribe come out for every new development and help relocate artifacts to [redacted fuck you i ain't telling] and our house is legit burial ground. not cursed burial ground or anything. anyways we have this ghost that turns on our microwave from time to time, seemingly randomly. I named him Smudgy, becau...

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  Regarding the WHO measles elimination status, didn't that already happen or was that just Canada/Alberta?

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  Do I have to make 24?

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  so like, i think the tech is cool. i can't really think of a good use case for it though. that's the thing.

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  okay but this [unironically] has been statesian military doctrine since at least iraq 2 edit ooops i accidentally a word

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  Are you sure?

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  I did the tax return for the great grand [3rd step niece] of [rich famous international celebrity] who {did that thing you hate] and [if you ask me who it is i will say yes]. child was [ridiculous number] years old and [funny position] of [international charity board] and from said charity [board position] they were going to earn that year [more money than i was going to earn ever]. and they had [twelveteen] of these [funny position] on [international charity boards]. that child has more money...

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  in this strange case it would be the US as the aggressor. i never thought i would root for the vatican but here we are.

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  That's a little too mature. They're a chicken nuggies crowd

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  Huh. I wonder what this will do to the great arsenic lake

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  Haribo Bogtrotter

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  ~~what did you cure it in~~? edit i can read closer duh we have some in some local vodka (which you can get in the brewery canned as a lemon drop and fuck yes) and i had to remind my wife (okay it was my me guilty as charged) that it was cooking vodka, not drinking vodka. fuck now i want more of that vanilla. maybe it's just the vodka the lemon drops are really good too. unfortunately they just got bought out by a not local place so i'm not 100% sure if they are still a good place anymo...

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  only 7 years to save for a house? well maybe i guess if you don't have major emergencies. i'm going to go laugh madly in the corner now.

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  doesn't work if they're wearing a diaper

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  psh what are you talking about it's only 4% this month what do you mean that's supposed to be an annual rate

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  you got to use numbers? i'm so jealous. we had to use matrices of variables when i learned it

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  [presented with no comment: Gilbert Gottfried says clitoris](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA&t=75s)

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  sorry, most importantly committed, also enby. but i think what you're looking for is silty loam, not a man.

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  dear the villages, keep him. love and kisses the rest of everyone everywhere

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  How I wish this wouldn't fall predictably along party lines