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  The sign says “shitposts” not “shitty posts.”

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  Just started this game in the middle of several others in the genre and it is, by far, the best one for solo play and for how much less jank it is to every other crafting-survival game. It feels like an actually well thought out AA game and not something using stock, market assets with a simple facelift, tho not quite as tight as a good AAA action adventure (like Elden Ring or God of War). It’s got actual open-world goals to give you some direction. It’s, so far, pretty decently balanced for sol...

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  Why are so many games in certain genres all so samey in the places they really should not be? Allow me to explain: Taking the “Crafting Survival” genre as a prime example, why do they all have the same feeling of being cheap, amateurish, and janky af? There is just this certain something about how every single one feels to play. The differences tends to be more in the grind, progression, and aesthetics while the game feel is exactly the same. The way your character moves, the way combat feels...

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  Have you tried putting a cork in it?

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  The fuck you need a master’s for? The dewy decimal system ain’t that hard. 🤨

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  Songs they wrote and performed while high on so many drugs, listening to them gets *you* high as well. 😃

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  Drugs.

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  Sweet. Lemme get a 5 pack of BYDs.

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  "Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid with a human lower half and a fish top half? 😩"

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  I would have thought you can just take the bar exam, but uh... Apparently, at least in California, you do need at least 4 years of education in law provided by an accredited school or with a judge before you can even apply to take the exam. Well shit. Those movies about random dudes just taking the bar out of nowhere and becoming lawyers are bullshit.

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  Modern Penny-Arcade or the stuff when it was actually good? I haven’t visited the website in years and every time a more recent comic of theirs has been posted, it was not funny or insightful at all, and the art style has gotten sloppier. Anyway, my favorite one is when Gabe forgot his password and Tycho goes off on a philosohical rant over the password hint of “what is delicious?” before Gabe remembers that his password is “candy” because candy is delicious.

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  Weed. And sometimes dead skunk (becsuse it smells like weed).

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  There's a reason it's sometimes call Methdesto.

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  The real Lemmy Rewind is found by looking at your profile and seeing what you did all year. 😌 Bonus: Everyone else can see it, too!

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  Wait til you're in your 40s and *hearing about someone else* being hurt injures you permanently.

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  People have been told all their lives that money can't buy happiness and now science is proving that it very much can so I imagine there is a bit of cognitive dissonance.

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  *Starts talking* *30 minutes later* "Ah shit... I forgot where this was going."

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  If you think voting for Jill Stein will change anything, you're an even big idiot than the MAGA crowd.

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  That is a jiggly tuft.

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  They're not air tight. They might sound funnier tho. Like a brass instrument.

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  Yeah... You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won't.

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  Let’s keep it just under critical mass for Eternal September to not happen.

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  Fuck y'all, I'm Tolkienmaxxing. *picks up a copy of The Silmarillion and starts reading*

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  Goes the other way too. Imagine 100 people yelling at you and calling you a dumbass.

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  If you had elephantitis and need to get up a steep hill, would that be the epitome of a Sisyphean task? 🤔

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  *Goes back in time to 2009 to tell a younger version of myself that the annoying orange will one day be president*

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  Other than everyone reading this, nobody really knows about Lemmy.

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  Ugh... I hate unnecessary exposition.

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  I flip my bits looking at porn using FireFox and that shit almost never crashes 🤷‍♂️

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  For some reason, this made me think of the cult from Bubble Boy. 🎵BRIGHT! And shiiiiiineyyyy!🎵