2026-07-29 23:25 UTC
@farah@beige.party Press 1 if you would like to ride your dinosaur.
Press 2 if you would like to fight your dinosaur.
Press 3 if you would like to make sweet love to your dinosaur.
Press 4 of you would like to be eaten by your dinosaur.
Replies (3)
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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social 2026-07-29 23:27
@LoganFive@beige.party @farah@beige.party As option 4 exists, I assume I have called Jurassic Park.
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@farah@beige.party 2026-07-29 23:27
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@gnate@ohai.social 2026-07-30 00:45
@LoganFive@beige.party @farah@beige.party Press 0 to speak with an operator, and convince them to do any of these things.