Basic Witch 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🖖🏼
farah@beige.party
<p>Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’</p><p>Highly probably neurodivergent - Autism with a dash of ADHD</p><p>-isms are frowned upon</p><p>Don’t be a jerk</p>
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Here’s a radical thought - what if SpaceX was banned from launching anymore ‘rockets’?
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We’re starting to get that the kid is not a reader. It makes my heart hurt but I try to remember he’s his own person and can have drastically different characteristics than me. That being said is I’d still like to encourage him to read and maybe some day like it. Any tips for how to get a 7 year old interested in reading?
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Why do I find this poll hard? Maybe some other people can do it in my stead https://mastodon.social/@screwturn/117350367567143841
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Speaking of religion, is there any religion/philosophy entirely established by women? Not as significant players but more like founders and leaders.
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Is it wolf and wolf? Stanford scientists discover the human brain may actually be two separate organs | ScienceDaily https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/09/260920222352.htm
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Why does Sam Altman always look like he’s been told that he can’t have his third ice cream?
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bothered. dry skin. unfocused. failing. zigzagging across all lanes. still happy. being myself
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Today’s step goal was 4500 Total steps taken 8214 #StepCountChallenge
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Good night! Pray for my legs!!
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I did very good today actually. Will probably die tomorrow #StepCountChallenge
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Democrats in red states are basically Republican Lite
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“Waaa, people are calling me Nazis? That’s so rude! I’m not anti semitic German!!” Maybe you’re acting like one?
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If mental gymnastics was an actual workout, I’d be a lean thin fighting machine
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Evaporated milk comes from cows that vape send tweet
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If you have “centrist”on your bio, it’s an automatic block If you go out of your way to tell people, you don’t pick sides, I don’t trust you. No one is a true neutral - except for babies and mentally insane people
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Sewing machine fixed. There’s a huge possibility the problem was just me being careless while threading the needle. Nevertheless, took it apart, cleaned the interior, then fiddled with it as I forgot how everything was placed in the beginning. Anyway once again I have a functional sewing machine, so it’s over for y’all. Beware
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I promise I’m not a terrible person, but if you eat my food without asking me first, I will cut you
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My legs hurt and I’m mad at the government
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In other news, a neighbor cat came by to visit our yard; but left as soon as they spotted me with glasses. Didn’t know cats were scared of glasses
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“The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out” - The Tiger by Nael, Age 6
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Daily motivation: if someone can publish a book called “you’ve been pooping all wrong”, anyone can write.
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New autocorrect game called “My Ai went rouge and…”
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Check your browser cookie settings, guys! Found this today on a celebrity gossip site. What a world we live in..
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Do they make good game controllers for small hands or no?
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Hugo Weaving does Megatron’s voice?? Dang! #Transformers
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Sometimes I think the phrase “men’s biggest fear is women will laugh at them; women’s biggest fear is men will kill them.” applies to other marginalized folks too (if you replace the word men with ‘cisgender white men’). Cue the pitchforks! (AKA ‘no make fun of white people’ club)
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I can jumpstart a car, of course I can ‘wo’man a grill
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Note to self: be kind to your mind
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So I heard, telling people about your good deeds motivates others to do good too. I don’t necessarily believe this theory, but I’ll share this once as an exception. Helped a clueless young man get heating pads for his girlfriend, cause I found him wandering around in the sanitary product aisle. Apparently this was his first time. I hope he scored some brownie points with his gal ☺️
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All these people with no experiences getting hired by the current administration; why the hell are they skipping me?