2026-09-22 17:17 UTC
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@404found@lemmy.zip 2026-09-22 21:57
The government needs to provide all FBI employees with 1 free year of credit monitoring. That free year is the resolution I’ve seen from the corporations that were hacked. Remember when a couple credit bureaus were hack multiple times and they provided this? The FBI should also provide compensation for the hack if employees sign up in time. Usually you get like $20 for the data leak.
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@electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2026-09-23 04:09
Release it all please.
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@darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2026-09-22 23:24
Before they leak it, they should coerce the FBI to leak the Epstein Files and then leak the FBI stuff anyway. Would be hilarious. We be top tier.
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@W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2026-09-23 04:19
My favorite part is that the exploit was an Oracle issue. The Ellison family sucks.
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@SarahValentine@pawb.social 2026-09-22 18:46
Meh, these are the same fucks who breached the Canvas backend and held student data for ransom. I don’t care if they target a government agency I don’t like - they’re just another bunch of assholes out to make a profit.
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@Vanth@reddthat.com 2026-09-22 17:33
Prove it. List which ones are into beastiality. I want see just how big Kash Patel’s eyes can pop when he has to explain it.
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@thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2026-09-22 17:53
It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.
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@edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2026-09-22 20:28
Apparently I’m OOTL on some weird Kash Patel shit?
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@RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2026-09-23 06:11
I honestly DGAF about the employees, I do care about the internal documents indicating what they’re collecting on innocent parties and sitting on regarding the rich and dirty ones.
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-09-24 07:10
So… How many of them had engaged in beastiality prior to being hired? 🤔