2026-09-01 04:47 UTC
Replies (40)
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@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 04:52
I’m thinking crunchwrap.
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@houndeyes@toast.ooo 2026-09-01 04:55
Purrito.
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@psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2026-09-01 05:04
Cat-arina
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@TheFlopster@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:04
Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.
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@actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-01 05:08
Mr. Pickles the Cimmerian
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@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:21
Richard. Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.
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@ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2026-09-01 05:23
For a boy: Terrence for a girl: Ally, the ally cat
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@Shadow@lemmy.ca 2026-09-01 05:24
Five. As in Cat 5
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@Davel23@fedia.io 2026-09-01 05:25
Lunchbox.
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@terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2026-09-01 05:29
Butterball
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@xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-01 05:30
Buttons
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@tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:30
Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.
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@NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com 2026-09-01 05:42
Jeffrey
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@its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-09-01 05:36
Squat
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@girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2026-09-01 05:08
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
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@arotrios@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:53
Mizzik Thunderboots
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@edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:54
James Spader
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@lemmylump@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 05:57
Tennessee Tuxedo.
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@Ftumch@lemmy.today 2026-09-01 06:02
Gilgamesh
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@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-09-01 06:05
Emperor Nero Luxaflexus Crunchwrap Supreme
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@mlatu@moist.catsweat.com 2026-09-01 06:05
neverslop
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@MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 06:08
Agrippa Maximus
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@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-01 06:08
Hector
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@micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-09-01 06:11
Pushkin (or pusskin if you’re feeling punny)
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@Alberat@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 06:15
mutton
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@tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2026-09-01 06:18
Zeus
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@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-01 06:21
Crunchwrap SUPREME
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@tyler@programming.dev 2026-09-01 06:22
I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.
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@fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2026-09-01 06:29
Give him a fully human-style name and surname, like “Dave Smith” or “Paul Wilson” or something like that.
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@osanna@lemmy.vg 2026-09-01 06:35
Chester
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@davetortoise@reddthat.com 2026-09-01 06:39
Lucifer
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@TheWinged7@lemmy.zip 2026-09-01 06:42
Little quesodilla need extra pets
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@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 06:42
Gordito. Gordy for short.
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@jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 06:44
Oreo
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@kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-09-01 06:45
“spintop”! the white part on their face looks kinda like one
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@FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2026-09-01 07:11
That there is Hank Sassley, lower management personnel from a strip-mall based independent accounting firm. Good guy. Calls ya “Champ” when he meets you.
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@oce@jlai.lu 2026-09-01 07:19
Not sure why I immediately thought about The Count of Monte Cristo or his real name Edmond Dantès.
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@lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 2026-09-01 07:32
You should go with ‘You’, but I may have to give in to the popular support for Crunchwrap Supreme.
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-09-01 07:33
“Dawg”
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@Duckxon@feddit.uk 2026-09-01 07:43
Figaro