Jojo :lesbian_flag:
jojo@lgbtqia.space
<p>HotGirlShit</p><p>[meow]</p><p>๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ :lesbian_flag: ๐ต๐ธ<br />I like to: ๐โโ๏ธ โฝ </p><p>Forklift certified: 2005-2009, 2011-2013, 2015-2019</p><p>PFP: Picture of my face and shoulders lying on a bed, head to my left, eyes closed and laughing smile on my face. There is a cat over my face licking my nose.</p><p>Header picture is of a trail with a wide cut through the forest. In the distance between the trees is a dramatic orange, pink, purple, and blue sunrise.</p><p>Both pictures are taken by me.</p>
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How the fuck does Microsoft not have a "combine PDFs" button in fucking file explorer. Or at the very least letting me print multiple files to a single PDF.
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Boss in Teams work group chat today (my day off): Team, I was just informed that the first shift [my shift] will be working 12 hours for the rest of the remainder of the month. Please adjust your schedule accordingly. The expected hours are 5am to 5pm. Weekends have yet to be determined [we are already working every day this month with no weekend shift]. Me: [Stanley from the office .gif] And they are paying us time **and a half** for the duration of the **request** ?!! Me: Seriously give me s...
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I'm looking chesty in this shirt.
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I do pullups most Sundays after running or football โฝ. I've been mostly getting one or two. But three weekends in a row I've gotten three. And yesterday the first two were easier than they normally are. Feeling pretty good about that.
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I put an estradiol pill under my tongue this morning (leftover from when I switched to shots) and I forgot how fucking good these taste.
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I feel like a fucking spy, because I know how people interact with dudes. And now I get interacted with (mostly) as a woman. It's creepy as fuck the increase of random people, fucking strangers, (and it's almost exclusively dudes) that say "hi" or "good morning" or some shit to me now. That shit isn't normal, and it creeps me the fuck out.
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The greatest thing I'm going to do for this place is not doing things immediately. - I first ask what do we need to do - Then I ask why we need to do it - Then I say give me a minute to make sure that's a good idea Half the time this happens, maybe takes 5 or 10 minutes. We (and a lot of the time it's not only me) figure out we should do something different. So much time pressure here is forcing dumb costly mistakes all the time.
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My boss uses "dude", "man", and "guy"(singular) as gender neutral words. And when it's in reference to me I always wonder, but then it's everyone else too,,, so just weird.
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So... I have a full day tattoo session on Tuesday.
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"The Police and the Private" by Metric starts playing. ๐ถ Get straight ๐ถ ***skip*** "LUNCH" by Billie Eilish starts playing ๐ถ I could eat that girl for lunch ... ๐ถ ***volume up*** Me: That's more like it!
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I think I'm funny. And my opinion is the only one that counts.
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This morning I made a Strava track after my track workout. #AllCatsAreBeautifull #AllColorsAreBeautiful
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Setting up job interviews for much better positions on my first day at a new job is certainly empowering. It's super rare that I have the opportunity to inconvenience a company.
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Mobile service situation at my new employer is really bad. I'm going to need to figure out a VPN (I have the capacity to do it through my own setup at home) so I don't feel paranoid about my employer seeing my browsing habits.
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So I start my job tomorrow. I de-gayified my person (and a tiny bit of my car that's possible) when I interviewed. How soon to I be obviously gay at work?
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Dude behind me on this airplane keeps saying "tranny" in an incredibly loud volume. He seems to be talking about a truck but I'm pretty sure he's fucking not. Taking everything not to snap my head around.
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The new murderbot book just hit my library hold shelve for me!
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My local library just dropped a pride merch collection that's bigger and better than Target's.
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One thing I've had to navigate a bunch during my job hunt has been the sheer number of positions that got listed which the company has no intention of filling. Some are bait and switch. Where they have similar roles they move you into. Some are just cool positions where I assume they are just gambling up resumes and contact information for.
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Wife found a new Harley Quinn Halloween costume at the thrift shop for a dollar. It fits me.
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So I got a job. Yay. could be a better job but I've got more interviews. But what does a bad bitch like me wear to work? This is factory work (I'm going to have a desk in an office but also be out in the factory daily) so I'm wearing pants (jeans) and safety toe boots, and I have those covered. But what sort of top/shirt does one wear to an office? Also related I have exactly one interview fit. It's not great and the shirt is my wife's. And I sorta need to wear my safety to...
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Unlocked a memory where I was singing Lovefool by The Cardigans in 9th grade while doing tryouts for the HS football โฝ team. I was singing it at people while doing various 1 on 1 drills. I remember almost getting decked because of it and I switched up to Barbie Girl by Aqua. I did have this memory but I did just unlock Lovefool. Not sure that's cis-dude behavior. Maybe it is because I sure as hell got underneath a bunch of kids' skin.
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Making breakfast *choices* this morning. Wonder if my tummy is as hearty as it was back when I was ten.
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My kids each got a Uranus stuffie and *Uranus* is rubbing on everything in the house. I'm very mature.
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I got a tattoo yesterday. My first one ever. It's a reminder of a bruise I received from being shot with a "less lethal" foam round from a 40mm grenade launcher back in 2020.
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I just rocked a bikini at the neighborhood pool!
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They should give me lots of money to buy clothes and accessories not from a thrift store.
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My life has been looking up the past 8 or so weeks. Everything isn't perfect. Still lots of challenges. But it's been on an upward arc, and that arc has reasons. And I've been feeling so much better about just everything. That's why I haven't been here as much. It was a place to go when I needed to feel good about being a woman. And the past 8 weeks I haven't really needed that support and have been here less. But I have missed it. And I have reasons to be here more oft...
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Drove a few hundred miles to go to a pride.
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Damn women's clothing is fucking hard made for body image issues. Men's clothing is a GD tutorial.