2026-09-19 07:00 UTC
I know a lot of women of various ages who are on dating apps. Please take it from me, there are some photos most women just absolutely don’t want to see:
1) You holding dead fish. Wtf man
2) You posing with strippers / topless models
3) Your wedding photo from 25 years ago with your (former?) spouses face scribbled out
A dodgy selfie is preferable to any of the above.
I’d be intrigued to hear what the wtf photos women post on the apps are.
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@isol@mastodon.au 2026-09-19 09:21
@dropbear@aus.social Wrt ladies' profiles: You, with 6 of your friends. Which one are you?? You, holding a baby. You, with eyes scrunched closed in ecstasy, as your dogs lick your face. You, at the car dealership, next to a overly large SUV wrapped in an overly large ribbon and overly large bow. And non-picture-related, sending a "Like", and having your profile read: "I CANT SEE LIKES! NIT A PAEING MEMBER, SO DONT NIT SEND ME LIKES!", or even just "Don't send Likes!"