Post #436788 · Elektrine

@rem26_art@fedia.io 2026-02-27 16:51

Performance Benchmarks (Validated) yup, 100% totally validated. It's like when you buy something thats wayy too cheap for what it should be off of Temu and it shows up with a QC and Validation card that they clearly just print on a large sheet and cut down that says QC OK

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@ns1@feddit.uk 2026-02-27 16:49

Genius ![](https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffeddit.uk%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F2086ee1e-f628-43ac-8308-5a2d3f4c0e30.webp)

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@horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-02-27 20:51

> Privacy-First: No cameras required - uses WiFi signals for pose detection That's not how privacy works.

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@kadu@scribe.disroot.org 2026-02-27 16:14

I have a visceral "AI" sensor that triggers when I see these: "Rust Implementation (v2)" "Performance Benchmarks (Validated)" Human beings don't self-validate explicitly like that. AI loves doing it. You generate code, there's a bug, you ask for a fix, your AI of choice will always output with: *** Fix build issue *** *** End fix *** and then call it "Version 2 (Validated)". Sometimes it's more subtle, but you can feel it, it loves adding "confirmed", "working", "validated".

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@DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2026-02-27 16:10

I am no programmer and understand almost nothing of the documentation and yet somehow I can tell it's all bullshit. It reads like a kid making up words in an attempt to sound smart mixed up with the description for a shady Amazon product.

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@SGforce@lemmy.ca 2026-02-27 15:52

All of YC got bamboozled by this slop.

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@gkaklas@lemmy.zip 2026-02-27 16:05

> Throughput metrics > Phase Sanitization 67-85 Melem/s 😆 (Turns out it *does* exist! But it's just a chemical https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melem )

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@Xylight@lemdro.id 2026-02-28 04:42

anyone gonna cop the $1500 hour session for agentic engineering ![](https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ff004.backblazeb2.com%2Ffile%2Fxylight-public%2Frandom%2Friv.io.avif)

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@Blackmist@feddit.uk 2026-02-28 08:28

Forgot to put "make sure the project compiles" in his .md files. What an amateur.

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@CannonFodder@lemmy.world 2026-02-27 20:24

I mean well before AI, it was pretty common that a GitHub repo wouldn't compile.

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@over_clox@lemmy.world 2026-02-27 15:30

And this is why I come up with stupid concepts like this, coding without numbers, just to fuck up artificial intelligence... https://lemmy.world/post/43158470 Sorry I said it was Friday, it was actually Sunday 🤦‍♂️

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@idunnololz@lemmy.world 2026-02-27 23:54

It's at 9k stars now ![](https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.world%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F697815bb-375f-44f1-bf23-d95ae1e3bf98.jpeg)

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@ramble81@lemmy.zip 2026-02-27 19:51

Everyone’s talking about the different things that give it away and here I am with “WiFi dense human pose…” wtf

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@fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-02-28 10:10

My impostor syndrome suddenly vanished :)

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@Bazell@lemmy.zip 2026-02-28 07:52

Apparently, these stars indicate that this is a good joke.

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@ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-01 00:33

[Dropping this here for shits and grins.](https://github.com/ruvnet/wifi-densepose/issues/37)