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  Ears Of Dog He likes it, he can hear better with his ears flipped back.

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  Thank you for the advice you leaking Tide Pod, there’s literally a fucking button… “To effectively use the defrost and defog controls in a 1996 GMC Sonoma, press the Defog/Defrost button, turn off the Recirculation button, set the fan to the highest setting, and adjust the temperature to high. This will help clear the windshield quickly.” Anyways, you drive and troubleshoot your vehicle, and we’ll drive and troubleshhot ours. They’re not all designed the same you muppet.

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  Two other friends stumbled across the same shit elsewhere in a bag on the ground without me even around, him and his girlfriend both got equally as sick. They agree that *something* fucked up is going around in some bags of weed lately, and they agree they're not gonna trust any random weed anymore. The shit was miserable! Way beyond just any typical stomach bug from bad food, and that's coming from me that's had salmonella before. No, whatever it was, gave a typical weed taste and...

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  Instructions unclear, pees on the sign...

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  If only I had friends that would say ‘generic excuse’..

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  Similarly, why are they allowed to advertise every fancy new and half untested medicine out there? Like, take such and such drug to eliminate pimples, but possible side effects are hair loss, heart attack, brain bleeding, rectal leakage, miscarriage, loss of fingernails and toenails, blah blah...

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  https://acko.net/ Hackery, Math & Design - Steven Wittens

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  Oldschool speedometers occasionally have their issues too sure, but they didn't outright slide off the screen...

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  > Other parts will die before the screen in a car Yeah, your laptop ain't gotta survive upwards of ~160 to 180 degrees Fahrenheit parked in the summertime sunlight. Heat not only kills babies and puppies, it also kills electronics...

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  Have some COMFORT, it's dead center of the meme 😂🤣

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  Of course not, it's ajar..

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  I've found that if a rooster is trying to attack you, that if you spray it in the eyes with WD-40, it'll stop in its tracks, look at you stupid like wtf just happened, and walk away.

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  Human people be like “BROWNIE, GET IN!”

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  ~~AI slop.~~ ~~There is absolutely no way that back window could ever roll down into that door panel.~~ Edit: Ah, well crap, my bad all along, now I see it. 🤦‍♂️ Friggin' optical illusion I tells ya..

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  Grass Loaf™

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  Fuck, Omnisexuals need to speak out! Shit, is that even a word yet?

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  When I'm almost certain it's a scammer calling, I'll answer as professionally as I can as if I'm running a business... "Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices! How would you like to fuck yourself today?" They usually just hang up and remove the number from the call list LMFAO! 😂🤣 I actually did this for my mom one day, scammers had been calling her left and right. She found it quite hilarious too, and by the next day, more than half the scamm...

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  Candy Crush

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  Where is Copilot Update? 🤔

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  Yes, I have a left hand and a right hand. I even have a left leg and a right leg. I even have both feet. None of my appendages are politically oriented either way..

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  It’s still an experimental work in progress. At least I got the day of the week right this time!

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  I finally found Waldo!.. i.pinimg.com/…/8713d802ab34f1345f2bee7d376b64e8.j…

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  I bet even the Lockpicking Lawyer can’t get past this lock! /s