2026-09-19 18:53 UTC
Talk Like A Pirate Day deserves more pirate jokes. 19 September, matey!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a beer and asks why he's got a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants? The pirate says. "Arrr, I don't rightly know but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-19 19:27
@VisualStuart@pdx.social i always enjoy the only "clean" pirate joke i know: "what is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?" "well, you might think it's Arrrrrrr, but a pirate's first love is the 'C'"