2026-09-19 19:27 UTC
@VisualStuart@pdx.social
i always enjoy the only "clean" pirate joke i know:
"what is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?"
"well, you might think it's Arrrrrrr, but a pirate's first love is the 'C'"
Replies (1)
-
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-19 20:44
@VisualStuart@pdx.social also, a favorite song of mine, "being a pirate". https://genius.com/Fishermans-friends-being-a-pirate-lyrics there is a verse that i learned from a ren faire pirate that isn't always included: Bein' a pirate is all fun and games Till somebody loses their "thing". Though he didn't choose it, he don't want to lose it, And now when he uses it, it stings. Well, he can sew it back on with a needle and thong, But it just doesn't have the same spring. Bein' a pirate is all fun and games Till somebody loses their thing. usually done with dramatic pauses at all the rhymes for "thing".