Post #4758007 · Elektrine

2026-09-11 15:18 UTC

‘You Go To Hell!’: Trump Ends Convention With The Most Bizarre Pledge You'll Ever Hear President Donald Trump concluded his Republican midterm convention on Thursday by leading the audience in a pledge … to himself. Trump asked the crowd to raise their right hands and begin: “I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States.” The crowd dutifully repeated the line, calling Trump “the greatest president in the history of the United States.” Trump added: “that loves us so much he can’t even breathe.” The crowd again repeated the line, but then it got a little harder to follow. “That I will go out with my family, my friends, I’ll do it anyway, I don’t care if I’m registered or not. I’m going to try and cheat like hell like they do,” he said. “There’s never been bigger cheaters, they don’t care. I am going to go out and I am going to get my friends, my family, and we are going to vote on November 3rd or we are going to vote before that.” Unable to repeat all of that, the crowd cheered. Trump realized he lost them and reset. “Are you ready?” he asked. “Here’s the way you ― “ But he wasn’t ready himself as he got sidetracked by people in the audience. He tried once more to finish, with the crowd repeating after him, but left them behind as he went off on another tangent. “So help me God,” he concluded. The crowd repeated that part heartily. “You know what happens if you don’t vote?” Trump asked. “You go to hell!” So much blasphemy that he’s telling his supporters they’re going to hell!

Replies (7)

@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2026-09-11 15:32

The 33% who are too stupid and too racist to care what he says. They just love pulling off his diaper and giving him a sloppy rim job.

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@taiyang@lemmy.world 2026-09-11 16:39

I’m grateful I accepted myself as a godless atheist long before this shit came up. If I was a Christian, a real Christian anyway, I’d be so fucking pissed off by this guy. I mean, I’m pissed off by this guy anyway, but not in a divine way at least.

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@Snapz@lemmy.world 2026-09-12 05:09

Go to any backwards town and get 4 people to stand behind you smiling in an extremely tight shot and pretend you’re loved by everyone.

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@Doomsider@lemmy.world 2026-09-12 05:45

youtu.be/JHBRMyx_xHs?is=hItSVYU6rL2a_DSy I can’t even. How anyone could be this demented and still be a leader of even a youth sports team would be beyond me, let alone the President of the US.

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@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-11 16:35

I think that headline missed the plot. “That I will go out with my family, my friends, I’ll do it anyway, I don’t care if I’m registered or not. I’m going to try and cheat like hell like they do,

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@blastosist@lemmy.zip 2026-09-12 14:39

These people would be burning witches in another century.

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@josephmbasile@lemmy.world 2026-09-12 12:16

I’d like to make this very clear to all the religious folks out there. Hell does not exist because why would an almighty God allow such an abomination? They wouldn’t. There, relax already.

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