2026-09-16 03:51 UTC
endangered lava worms are a keystone species, without them both the giant spiders and the fire birds go hungry, so we need brave rangers to go out there and scrub the microplastics off their scales so they can dig better. what? a sword? no, but you can have a handheld radio
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-09-16 03:53
okay, so to lure out green dream tigers, go to sleep in their hunting grounds. then while they circle around your prone form, your partner can brush their teeth.