2026-09-16 03:53 UTC
okay, so to lure out green dream tigers, go to sleep in their hunting grounds. then while they circle around your prone form, your partner can brush their teeth.
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-09-16 03:54
we've been tracking the migration patterns of the giant flying squid, and we finally figured out where they set down to drink water on their way south. unfortunately the carnivorous flamingos there have become toxic to them due to pollution, so to keep the squid from eating the flamingos, make a lot of noise to get the squid to attack you instead, then run for your life