2026-09-28 16:39 UTC
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@guffo@topspicy.social 2026-09-28 16:41
@alice@lgbtqia.space I read one a while back that made me giggle. "Are you a workplace health and safety violation? Because you need a proper railing."
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@pronounshe@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 16:44
@alice@lgbtqia.space "Hi, my name is [name]. Ove been following you for two weeks. Wanna see the pictures?"
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@rallias@hax.social 2026-09-28 17:09
@alice@lgbtqia.space Are you a NASCAR driver? Because I'm the waving red flag.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 17:28
Okay, now that I've thought of it, I kinda want a little "U" tattooed on my tit, so I can pull my tank top down a little and say... - If you play your cards right, I could see U here tonight. - I have a tattoo of U on my chest; wanna see? - We only just met, but I'll keep U close to my heart forever.
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@dinandmentink@mastodon.online 2026-09-28 16:40
@alice@lgbtqia.space Did it hurt? She, rolling her eyes, what? When you broke through the earths crust on your way up from hell?
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@alice@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 18:59
Wanna taste the rainbow?
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@rallias@hax.social 2026-09-28 20:31
@alice@lgbtqia.space "I want to flock you like an american. I wanna spy on you from the inside."
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@dvandal@infosec.exchange 2026-09-28 23:32
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is one of one of the lines ever. “Hey babe, are you from Mississippi? Cuz you’ve got the only Ms’s Piss I’d Sippy”