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  "It's smaller on the outside." "Ok, that is a first." #DrWho

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  "What is that thing?" "Silence, boy." "That's Strax, and as you can see, he's easily confused." "Silence, girl! Sorry, lad." #DrWho

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  I'm giving in... My last caffeinated drink was Wednesday, and I need it.

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  Yes, I realized halfway through using my magic wand on my knees that I have also used this device in the place where the sun don't shine. I realize the irony a little bit.

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  You know, I've reached the point that I can only think of like three people in the world that can attest to my legal identity, besides myself. What happens if I get pulled over and accused of presenting someone else's license? Would I have to call one of them to attest to who I am? Would I be forced to have them out me as trans? And further to that point, what happens if I'm incapacitated, without my wallet? What happens then?

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  @ajn142@infosec.exchange Shush, I'm manifesting. @TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @XenoPhage@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @mav@defcon.social @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchang...

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  @joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech Hey, question... a while back you asked about note taking apps or something of that sort. Did you end up making a decision on which one you were going to use?

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  Good morning fediverse

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  You know, some people say that the dead watch you, even when you're masturbating. I wonder what my grandma thinks of me laying in bed late at night going squeeeesh on my boobs. Especially given how I never came out to her.

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  "Shut up dad, I'm focusing on a dress size!" #DrWho

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  That feeling after you've taken a dump of post-shit emptyness is bliss.

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  CIA working on US soil? #Monsterdon

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  What a terrible existence... to be stuck in the mental ward that long. #Monsterdon

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  Pre-HIPAA, eh? #Monsterdon

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  Dude... fucking... CONSENT. CAN WE HAVE ONE FUCKING MOVIE WHERE THE DUDE ACCEPTS THAT CONSENT IS IMPORTANT? Fucking around with her car to make her stay is not valid consent. #Monsterdon

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  I get the feeling he gets treated that way because he returns the favor. #Monsterdon

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  HIGH PITCH NOISES! #Monsterdon

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  She looks like she ate a whole ass brisket and is having meat sweats and meat cramps. #Monsterdon

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  It's time to play with #Monsterdon , what kind of weird meat movie we watching this week?

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  Look, if I could take all the prescribed meds that I am prescribed as an injection, I think I'd be better for it. I don't like taking pills. I do, because I know I need to, but like...

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  It's time to... uhh... put Mastodon to advanced mode I guess, because it's time for #Monsterdon

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  It's a sure statement on our current environment how "liberty" is looking more and more like a dogwhistle.

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  Something something #Monsterdon "In The Mouth Of Madness"... is that a joke about oral?

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  *wakes up* Oh, it's 7:58 PM. #Monsterdon is about to start. Watching some alien movie?

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  Yes, I know. I'm weird for being the person who masturbates with hot sauce and also being unwilling to stuff stuff up my butt. I'm a walking contradiction.

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  Ugh, it's 10 o'clock, I need to go to bed. But I want to stay up and play more Pokemon Infinite Fusion 2. Why do I do this to myself?

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  So In The Mouth Of Madness was NOT a porno after all. #Monsterdon

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  What the fuck? #Monsterdon

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  If there's no smoking, why do you have an ashtray? #Monsterdon

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  I've had the urge to shove something up my butt all day. Like my progesterone pill. I'm not going to, because I'm kind of scared of the prospect. But that doesn't mean the urge is away on holiday.