Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Dear england, greetings and here is my latest report from america, everybody is very angry right now because their petrol has jumped up to their equivalent of 79p a litre which is the most it's been by quite a lot

I've been really enjoying Alexei Sayle's podcast lately and I think a lot of Fedi people would enjoy it as well

We had a power cut last night 'cause we live in America and it was windy, and we ended up going to sleep at like half ten. Woke up to the power restored and read this https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260306-the-wake-up-tricks-people-used-before-alarm-clocks and felt oddly wistful for the week-long power cut following the fifteen-minute storm last April, where I'd go to sleep shortly after dark each night and it was Basically Lovely

(I am not wishing for more power cuts, imps)

Always nice to see McDonald's lose a court case.

(don't visit with JavaScript turned on, it's a popup nightmare)

https://reasonstobecheerful.world/tubingen-germany-defied-mcdonalds-dumped-to-go-waste/

Starting to understand why folk block Brave users.

Was chatting on the Island about the slopbot attack, mentioned and linked to a great article by a Fedi person about mitigating slopbots, Brave Dude says yo is this article gibberish for anyone else, I say are you using Brave, he says yeah, I say yeah that'll be the problem and link him to https://www.spacebar.news/stop-using-brave-browser/ 'cause I know that this particular Fedi person blocks Brave browser by default.

Dude then proceeds to try to argue with ME about how you can turn off the scams and yeah the CEO is bad but everybody is bad, and I'm like... dude that's not my website, I don't know why you're telling me this. Pop firefox or something on there if you wanna read it, otherwise don't worry about it 'cause I'm too lazy to bother blocking brave on my own site.

But, like, I've very definitely noticed that with other software, when folk go "Yo check this out, these are the horrifying reasons why I don't use it / it's a big scam," most people go "Oh shit what're you using instead gimme recs," but brave bros will pour out an essay about why the scams don't matter because it's just such a good browser (chrome with a hat on)

Dan has an Internet Dinosaur moment part 137892789 siiiighhhhhh, guys what're we using now instead of AWStats, pls boost for reach

(obviously I'm not gonna do google analytics or anything that needs a cookie popup)

Stabbed myself in the fucking leg with a box cutter like a big silly bloody bleeding blunt-bladed boy

Wasn't even my box cutter

Would've had a sharp blade if it was

🦝 Ugh, let my RAM get to 100% and now the damn thing's been thrashing for like ten minutes. Can't even move the mouse. I don't think it's coming back.

🦝 *Knightmare-style declarations* SPELLCASTING: ARR. EE. EYE. ESS,

🐈 bird!

🖥️ *reboots*

🦝 Uh... I only got to S, what just - HERNE GET YOUR PAW OFF THE RESET BUTTON

Dan top tip, give Dokuwiki a go if you want a wiki but Mediawiki looks like overkill or too hard to set up.

Mediawiki's what wikipedia uses and it's great but you probably don't need to use what wikipedia uses.

Dokuwiki is way easier, doesn't even need a database, all your pages are stored as .txt files. If you've already got a bunch of .txt files with your brain dumps on them, and you've been going "Man, it'd be nice if I could link these together," then it's a natural fit.

Even if you get fancy with dokuwiki formatting to make your pages look nice on the wiki, the .txt files are still readable and understandable in your text editor. For example //these are italics// and === this is a heading === and [[coolnewpage|this is a link]]. If Dokuwiki goes all wonky then I've still got perfectly good .txt files that I can wrangle in my text editor just like before.

Also the creator's here on fedi. Thx for the cool software @splitbrain@fedi.splitbrain.org

POLL: Fedi people, do you have a website or blog or personal wiki or some other kind of online Thing That You Control Yourself that other people can find you on that isn't paid for / maintained by someone else, meaning YOUR THING is at a web address like you.whatever, not at you.someonelse.whatever or someoneelse.whatever/you, I mean are you paying the tenner a year or however much for a whole-ass domain name all for yourself (or for you and a small group of IRL friends), and if not do you want to be, THE POLL, and here is the guidance and elaboration on options:

1) No and I don't want my own site, Fedi and/or other social media scratches that itch for me just fine and I'm content with this arrangement

2) No, but I have a Vague Yearning or a Curious Itch and I wonder sometimes what it would be like, but so far it's just feelings and not plans, I haven't taken any concrete steps towards making My Own Website a real thing that exists, but I'm comfortable saying that I would probably *like* it to exist some day when I'm ready

3) No, but more of a Not Yet than a no; maybe I've bought a domain name and not put anything on it yet, or I haven't yet bought a domain name but I'm researching my options (whether I do it in a lazy few minutes here and there or in focused making-notes sort of study, both count for the purposes of this question), I've spent some time thinking about this With Intent, and I feel less "*wouldn't* this be nice" and more "*won't* this be nice" about this endeavour

4) Yes I own at least one domain name, come on Dan this is Fedi, and at least one of my domains even have websites or services associated with them

BOOST THIS TOOT to get an INCREDIBLY INACCURATE IMPRESSION of how many people have and/or want websites and a more accurate picture of how many people On Fedi have and/or want websites

Spouse got me this fancy mechanical pencil for Valentine's day

Back in my day if a chat service went to shit we'd just delete it and use one of the six other chat programs on our computers that all our mates were spread between, and it really *was* a "just" in that scenario because everyone we talked to also had at least two other chat programs to talk to their other mates, we routed around enshittification effortlessly like a stream around the rocks

A chat program going to shit is normal, that's what they do, the aberration is that this time it's Big News because this one got way way way too big

Old man shouts at cloud

(EDIT: personally I like Jabber, ask around, one of your mutuals is probably running a server. Voice/video/images/groupchats OK, Jabber servers federate like fedi, chinwag can talk to trashserver can talk to disroot, doesn't matter where you sign up, or use Snikket or Prosody and run your own chat server on a proper server in the cloud or a shit old computer in your basement and give it a funny/obscene name; for an app use Conversations from F-Droid on Android or Siskin on apple phones, if you like browser-based then check out conversejs, embed a chat box on your website that can talk to other chat boxes on other websites, I Just Think It's Neat)

Free software people I am begging you to stop naming your software