𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

Just to be clear, it is now the official position of the President of the United States that we are simultaneously:
- winning the war
- and also begging Iran for a cease fire to the war
- which we already won
- which was not a war
- which we are going to win
- and we need to send more Marines to the war
- which is why we are not doing that
- because we have a plan to win the war
- which is going perfect
- and we need help to win the war
- from weak cowards who can't win wars
- and also we killed Iran
- who refuses to reopen the strait of Hormuz
- which was never closed
- which is how we are going to win the war
- which is not happening and never has
- all so Trump can destroy Iran's nuclear program
- which Trump says he destroyed last year
- and finally hammer out a nuclear deal
- which we already had under Obama
- and which they were about to agree to
- until we went to war
- which isn't happening
- and which we are probably about to win
- which is why our troops have to die in the war
- and you have to pay $20.85/gallon for gas

"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"

My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.

"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you were assigned male at birth"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"you're mentally ill"
non sequitur

"you're invading women's spaces"
category error

"you'll never be a real woman"
no true scotsman

"you're normalizing a fetish"
strawman

"you can't change your sex"
skill issue

A.I. musicians are COOKED. I just recorded an ENTIRE SONG using nothing but my instruments and a few microphones. This would have cost upwards of hundreds of dollars in expensive A.I. subscription fees but for me it was completely FREE. Don't get left behind. This is the future!

Let me explain this real slow.

1. I borrow $100 from you today.
2. I pay you $10 every day for a year.
3. I have paid you back $3,650
4. I still owe you $90 somehow.
5. You then "forgive" the $90 debt.

In this scenario, absolutely nobody is paying anybody $90. Nobody is being stiffed $90. Nobody is being forced to pay someone else's $90 debt. Absolutely nobody is "getting a $90 handout for free".

What's happening is you have been paid back your original $100 and then profited a mere $3,550 on top of that and we're saying that's enough profit.

This post is about student loan forgiveness.