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  You’re right, with the right preparation (namely cleaning xor using a condom) one can safely stick things up their butt which might also help their prostate. Maybe. I dunno. I’m definitely a doctor.

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  Sudden rule

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  Amazing.

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  Nap time under the rooftop cozy solar panel (the panels create heat and provide shade)

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  I'm sorry... schools can be shitholes, I know. Ironic that this is pretty much exactly what the poster is talking about. We need better schools but it takes work and work is only done in pursuit of profit for business owners. They have no interest in making better schools because there's no profit in it, or at least none that they'll have only for themselves. I'm don't think there's anything I can tell you that would make it easier... I'm pretty sure there isn't....

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  Just look around: a housing shortage, crime, pollution; we need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there’s work to be done. So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs. It's a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business. This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built b...

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  I'd help too.

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  I'd rather believe in unconscious interdimensional travel then accept that my memories might be wrong.

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  Unless 🥺 you eat a lemon             👉👈

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  I prefer the reproductive cycle of hyenas and kangaroos.

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  No no no, first you have to make a subdivision with cookie cutter houses and "whimsical" road planning, then you name it after the mountain ecosystem you bulldozed to make it. The walmart is built at the bottom of the mountain on the less important mountain ecosystem.

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  Excuse me, I would like to make you aware that my food bowl is empty again.

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  The plastic utensils complete it.

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  EGGITH BREAKITH

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  Always remember those that came before.

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  have some self respect and wear a diaper smh my head

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  FOOLS! I am not an *animal*, I AM YOUR GOD. **naps*

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  ~~Anyone know the song? D:~~ Fiona Apple - Across the Universe https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=CmlnO1EwCT4 watch?v=CmlnO1EwCT4

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  Yessir! 😎

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  But what was it _actually_ doing?

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  Blarney is always on the recieving end :(

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  and leaving no room for semantic arguments or arguments in general.

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  Them: "I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU." Me: "😳"

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  I have no idea what the joke is, but I updoot anyway for the fancy ~~Tucan~~ Ustedcan.

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  AYYYY, I'M WALKIN' HEY'RE

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  Listening to him talk is... something. You can really tell he's struggling to think at all.

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  I had friends that went to do a show across the border. They were HUGE stoners and almost forgot about the pound or so of weed they had. So the stopped a3 bit before the border and smoked all of it. Washed the bag it was in with soap and water and roled up to the border crossing baked out of their minds and reeking of weed. Their RV was searched ofc, but all evidence was burnt… ;D

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  When those in power choose to ignore the people they represent, then what other options are there? Essentially you're saying elected representatives can use their children as human shields so they can do whatever they want.

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  What's really strange is it doesn't have an exhaust port for a human-machine interface.

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  Goddamit. I was about to think about starting to learn how to become immortal and save the universe from it's entropic demise but it's pointless now.