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  I think we'd be better off if everyone viewed AI like you'd view a four year old. If a four year old tells you a fact about space, it is probably true; kids love learning about space. If they insist they discovered a NEW fact about space, well maybe we don't take that at face value. Also never ask health advice; we've seen what four year olds lick.

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  I feel like it's been a minute since we reminded folks that cis people don't spend much time wishing they were a different gender. Sorry babe.

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  It's so hard to lose weight maybe I should just lean in to loving my body how it is

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  brb taking my time machine to 2004 to post "YOU'RE TRANS" on all the lucid dreaming message boards

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  Researchers train a fruit fly brain to run a country

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  Every time you think "well they did a lot of great things but..." there's someone out there who did all the great without the but.

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  Pirate: look at me, I'm the captain now. Me: oh thank god, ok look sir it doesn't look too good: we've been boarded by pirates.

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  I just want a day to be easy. I want to feel the life equivalent of the teacher rolling in the TV cart.

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  click on all the traffic lights?! do you include the like, wires? the posts? what IS a traffic light?! Is it just the part with the lights? I imagine if I pointed to the pole suspending a traffic light and asked an average person what it is they'd say a traffic light not a pole or something

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  I suppose if you don't want a Subaru you gotta take other measures

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  I may cheekily refer to Jedi as "space wizards" but I want it to be known that I know they're actually space paladins

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  Ok so grapheneOS slaps huh

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  Jesus I’ve got the wheel can you do the pedals

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  One weird work habit I've developed is always scheduling emails to send in 5 min to an hour in the future (depending on urgency). About 50% of the time I edit them at least once before they send.

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  I’ll pay for the jazz show but I’ll be damned if I’m paying for all those notes they don’t play

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  Me when my kids won’t listen: sudo !!

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@devilgirlbot/117000819628673045 Me finding a new privacy-focused open-source alternative

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  Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it Nature:

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  If the "singularity" is the point when AI Tech Bro naval-gazing becomes impossible to escape then yeah I guess we're in the singularity

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  Please don’t tell Millenials to throw away our tech boxes it’s the only wealth we have

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  Are there any good newsletters, mailing lists, forums, or (ugh) subreddits for sharing and learning about personal data security and reducing surveillance?

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  Are boats required to have names

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  oy

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  I’m in the Mall of America directly between the Margaritaville and the Rainforest Cafe like I finally reached the physical center of capitalism

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  Do you think the other chess pieces are amazed that the knight can move through a magical third dimension

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  It’s so legitimately hilarious to me that folks think the left can’t answer “what is a woman” only by refusing to acknowledge the answer that’s given

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  I think it's time; society is ready for Mambos 1 through 4

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  Everyone in the Trump admin: despite not having any qualifications, I’m an expert and in charge. Me: Can I call myself a Nuclear Physicist even though my PhD is in Nuclear Engineering, given that one of my two focus areas was Nuclear Physics? But also, I suppose, to be specific I mostly do cyclotron and beam physics. Yeah probably not I’ll just say I’m a goober or something