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  @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Reminds me, I actually saw an old guy wearing the "Baby Boomer: the last badass generation before all the sissies were born" shirt the other day

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  @tyler@nicecrew.digital Seems kinda racist depicting me like that in the top left

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  While waiting to return, I've been working on pickup lines. Tell me what you guys think: "Hello, foid. I would like to start a long-term relationship with you." "Please tell me your name. Only the first name is necessary. I will provide the last name." "My current goal is to have sexual intercourse with you. My biggest obstacle is that it would be fornication. Please assist me by scheduling a time at the local church to remove this roadblock." "May I meet...

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  Hey guys what's going on in he- RT: https://poa.st/objects/bcfe799a-99df-47da-bb91-111b6142e102

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  She doesn't call me anything at all

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  I ended up not getting a rotisserie chicken because I was afraid of what other people at the grocery store might think RT: https://poa.st/objects/334c0e1f-01af-47c1-9043-a4c8f9e5796d

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  I should eat an entire rotisserie chicken after work

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  I cast "The part of the PatricianTV retrospective where he talks about anything to do with religion"

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  I cast "That part of every bad Zelda game where you have to sneak past guards because you lost your sword or killing is bad or whatever"

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  I should update my dating profile bio to "I used to work at the soup factory but I kept adding too much love and the FDA got involved"

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  chat make me motivated

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  btw I've been doing an incredibly retarded challenge run on the Gen V Pokemon games and no it's not especially hard and yes it does require a spreadsheet to keep track of things to follow the rules and no I am not autistic

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  While a lot has been radically changed by DQIII's latest remake, it's nice to see that my preferred early-game strategy from prior remakes of "just use a bunch of retards with boomerangs" still works wonders well past the pyramid. Will I be forced to engage the new mechanics? Only time will tell!

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  -"If a woman is attracted to you she'll lean forward when sitting across the table from you" no actually women don't do that, they sit straight up if they're not just looking at their phones -"If you're sitting next to her and her posture is directed towards you, she likes you" women sit turned slightly away, actually -"If a woman likes you she'll say your name a lot" women are terrible with names Just point after point of nonsense slop that isn&...

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  "Signs she's into you" content is always such slop lmao none of it is ever anything women actually do

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  @King_Noticer@poa.st @egirlyuumimain@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @elftummy@poa.st They bought it

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  That's a soft bed...what's it made out of...limbrul hands?...

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  Pulled something in my wrist trying to move the treadmill hh

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  Given the way things are maybe I should give in and just get really into vtubers. I could play the same game as her and pretend we're playing together :niggahearty:

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  Alright chat et al, what else should I get at the grocery store beyond the stuff I know I need?

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  Guy who accidentally :beavis: reacts instead of 🦫 reacting

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  Masturbation is sorta the sex equivalent of subposting if you think about it

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  Just one more environment bro it's all we need bro just one more environment I know we have 3 Test environments 2 QA environments 2 Integration environments and Production but one more environment is all we need to solve our technical problems

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  Me when I have to kill John Darksoul in the race war

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  I need to be executed by silly string squad

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  When asked his thoughts on his curing of the Genophage and how he felt it would affect galactic stability in the future, Commander Shepard responded, "I fucking hate Salarians so much, dude. Total Salarian death. Any measures. Any means. Dead Salarians."

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  Alright, the numbers are in. I'll start this fiesta after I finish my current one. A few words on the selected jobs: 1. A three-way tie here sees me taking Thief. Thief is arguably the worst job in the game: a utility class with no meaningful utility. The only real benefit is earlier High Potions by stealing, since most of the truly valuable steals show up after you get the Thief Knife, which lets you steal without Thief or its abilities. Artful Dodger may see some use too I guess. Oh, and S...