While waiting to return, I've been working on pickup lines. Tell me what you guys think: "Hello, foid. I would like to start a long-term relationship with you." "Please tell me your name. Only the first name is necessary. I will provide the last name." "My current goal is to have sexual intercourse with you. My biggest obstacle is that it would be fornication. Please assist me by scheduling a time at the local church to remove this roadblock." "May I meet you?" "You are moderately physically attractive. I am moderately fiscally attractive. We are, in a sense, looksmatched." "Wow you sure do have traits. Perhaps you would like to pass them on to my children." "Please please please please please please please please" "I want to go shopping for engagement rings but SOMEBODY is playing hard to get. Cough cough. Yup, I'm talking about you. Nice to meet you, my name is Erman [firm handshake]" "Tired of dates that go nowhere? Well this one is going straight to the altar. Wait, come back I was being hyperbolic I'm saving that for the second date" "Do you want to live in my house that I own? Not as a tenant but like as--you know what I'm saying."