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  These folks had the corner of their wall blasted off by a bolt of lightning, and they fixed it beautifully. #Kintsugi

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  Princess / Say I'm Your Number One https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6UJ-DO3vc&si=yDr-3qha-tzXhvdV #Royalty #JukeboxFridayNight

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  #JukeboxFridayNight#JukeboxFridayNight #Royalty

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  Just saw a lady doing a tarot card reading (on her own) on a deserted beach. There was a pentagram and all sorts of stuff. She did the reading, then just... walked straight out into the sea. She came back again, I checked 😅

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  Tree of the day? #TreesOfMastodon

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  Ayyy moons up #MoonsOfMastodon

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  Another #moon if you want it #SilentTuesday #MoonsOfMastodon

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  *omnipotent being* What if... You guys *hit from the bong* What if... Ssh wait *what if* We just made fish, right *hit from the bong* But long Longfish

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  The EV roadie is going well. Got a cheeky trickle charge at the campground, then into town for lunch and topped off the electron tank in Woolworths car park for free. Apart from a quick 120kw stop at a chargenet on the way up, all this power has been free of charge. Well not free of charge (that would be useless) but free of charge, of course. #EssjaxEV

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  I've always been an ABC sorta guy when it comes to music, but if I'm honest it's really been ABCBJG all along. (Anything But Country, But Jolene is Great) #RIPDolly

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  You know that stuff you get in the dentists, to swill with, and they say "don't swallow any" and you say "mmmf ggnnkkff" and what you meant was "of course not, this stuff is gross" Anyway this holiday tipple.

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  Argh what's happening it's gone all dark #BirdsOfMastodon

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  Finished my (week) long trip quite fittingly, by going to see The Odyssey. It's very... American. I struggled to get past Odysseus and the Queen of Ithica sounding like a regular couple on US TV. Still a spectacle and all that - the visuals were great and the soundscape very Nolanesque (ears are ringing, bit of a headache). People say that it's a long movie - if anything I think it went too light with the passage of time. It's good, but I'd say only watch it at th...

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  I had an extremely vivid dream during which I said "Arigato gozaimasu" (thank you in Japanese) to a woman, and she turned out to be Korean. I was mortified, and then realised that I didn't even know how to say sorry in Korean. I think the safest thing would be for me to learn all languages and be sure about someone's first language before venturing into it. Either that, or never leave the house.

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  Boss: essjax, you have experience of running local models, don't you? Me: I was cleared of all those charges Boss: what? Me: what?

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  My wee ginger buddy Charlie died this week. She was the best. I loved this cat so much, but she was really unwell, and I missed it. I didn't know. I feel so bad. The little bugger was on my lap daily, purring and head-butting, and I didn't know until too late that she was badly unwell. It's taken me nearly a week to type this out. The pain is fucking huge for such a tiny street-rescue ball of fur. Goddamn it.

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  I don't think we should have movie posters on billboards with imagery of people pointing guns at people. I'm not saying ban the movies, but you wouldn't have (as a completely different example) a full-on porn billboard in general public places. Surely gun violence is magnitudes worse than folk bumping flesh for pleasure.

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  Today marks three weeks since I ordered my new home server from Amazon US. The order was accepted immediately, but it still hasn't shipped. The support chat always says it's currently closed, the call back feature only offers to call US numbers, and an international support line randomly disconnects after a few minutes on hold. I even emailed them a week ago, and no reply. I don't even know if it's ever coming. It's tedious.

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  Ma te wa #PlanesOfMastodon

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  I was already awake when the earthquake hit this morning at 04:50. It's was a couple of seconds of light, unspecified jiggling, followed by 3-4 thrusts - kind of like an amorous ghost was humping on the bed. It was all over pretty quickly. #eqnz

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  Loot dropped after defeating me: - 537 obsolete cables - audio, video, computer, wtf is this one nobody knows - 3 receipts - a bar tab, chocolate bar purchase, electronic cable purchase - half empty strip of painkillers - gym pass (unused)

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  Dear fellow workers of Aotearoa New Zealand: Should you feel heavy and weary toward the end of a hard week, be bouyed by the knowledge that it's not just you - gravity is heavier here than elsewhere on this planet, as evidenced per the Potsdam Potato https://www.universetoday.com/articles/the-potsdam-gravity-potato-shows-earths-gravity-variations

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  Far Right UK Arse-Rag "The Telegraph" is claiming the recent heatwaves are due to there not being enough pollution recently. Fire up the coal burners, Jeeves, this heatwave nonsense won't fix itself! No you can't have a link and no I didn't RTFA the headline was enough

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  Wednesdays are the new Mondays. I can't explain it.

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  Now then. Would you be likin' some lichen? #SeasOfMastodon #Mosstodon

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  Just seen a 'Best Before' date of 13th June 2031 on a food item and I feel like that's bold optimism for the survival of humanity 😅

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  Designated driver this evening, zero sauce. I kind of like it, watching folk get progressively sillier.

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  What, the fuck

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  Sweet Dreams Seven Nation Army | pomplamoose https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=B8xRpsrBG1U&si=D6jbqoQnJU26PScK #MusicMusiciansAndMashups #JukeboxFridayNight

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  I don't want the long weekend to be finished. Long weekends are great. I may have to do a little petulant stomp. 🦵