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  I do not understand Lindsay Ellis new video about going on cruise lines. I'm baffled. like, why. am completely baffled, in a morbidly curious way. what is it that money does to people? gods save me from ever getting rich, good thing I always spend/share/waste all the money I get as soon as I get it

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  FAQ of stuff people ask me often about my vegemite: Q. What does that taste like? A: Shoyu but for bread. Q. What's that made of? A: Used mold left over from beer production, fuckton of salt, flavourings. Q: Ah I get it, it's the same thing as marmite. A: Never repeat that statement again in front of an Australian, nor around me for that matter. (it's not. it tastes different. it has vegetable broth in it. like some sort of… "vege" mite.) Q: You keep it open outside...

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  daughter's move into her WG is planned to only happen in December in the end, so at least I won't be completely alone in this empty apartment. (except for the, you know, literal darkest coldest part of the year)

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  you wouldn't brillig a slithy tove

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  me: yeah it's scammy. lots of those scammy contracts in Germany for some reason me: but with gyms in particular it's common everywhere. some people actually like it, as motivation. like "I already paid for an entire year as subscription, I gotta go to the gym to be worth it" daughter: huh daughter: does that work? as motivation? me: no

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  a second gf has hit the berlin :blobcatsurprised:

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  "when you are dying of thirst and drink like a lot of water all in one go and then afterwards you exhale deeply because you're out of breath—the calm satisfaction you feel after that, that's how you feel" :pinkgirl_hearts:

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  lately my urge to turn my blog series "early yuri games" into a streaming topic keeps resurfacing too

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  without a doubt the most realistic Brazilian rep of all anime. I'm not even joking she just literally is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n7scpKeRQs

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  vulgar words for "cock" in my native language: pau caralho vara cacete pinto rola pica piça jeba neca piru piroca manguara peru piru pirulito pirilau banana verga vergalho chibata bimba careca manjuba peia pichuleta pila pipi tora bilau caolho etc. vulgar words for "cunt" in my native language, excluding the ones I perceive as misogynistic: buceta boceta buça bucéfala xota xoxota xoroca tcheca xeca tchetcheca xexeca xereca xana piriquita pitrica perereca sapa cona aranha buç...

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  me: ASL sign for "lesbian" you put the L to your chin like :thinknyan: , but in DGS you do this L pointing at them and vibrating it which I find hilarious, almost like you're saying "I know what you are ((👉️)). and in Libras [Brazilian sign language] it's the same idea of modifying or flashing the L but instead you open and close it twice. girl: so they have the same principle but use different… fingering techniques me: me: :pinkgirl_ayy:

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  dang my breasts are aching sooo much :blobcatmeltlove: I feel like freshly started with puberty again. reminder to self not to softly moan when I squish them under the kendō armour tonight

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  - wake up with early sunlight on face - brush teeth - listen to news headlines in all of my 5 languages - have a naked, cute, girly, pretty girl bring me hot tea - cuddle with naked pretty girl - watch videos about phonetics analysis with naked pretty girl clinging on my shoulders - sit naked pretty girl on my lap and bounce her on my hard cock - cuddle with naked pretty girl part 2 - oats pretty much the ideal elilla& morning routine, can't see how it could get any better than...

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  PSA: the island country known as Nauru has changed its official spelling in Latin letters to Naoero, so from now on it's more respectful to write it this way. it's the same name as before, only written according to the orthographic rules of the dorerin Naoero. if you want to pronounce it the original way, it's much easier than the English: /ˈnao̯ero/. (the language is Oceanic btw, a somewhat distant relative of te reo Māori)

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  I'm currently quite chubby. looking at my transition photos the other day made me remember when I was super thin, and then last year when I was buff. now that I'm lifting again, maybe I'll lose the chub like powerlifting did the other time, or maybe not. just like before, my goal isn't to lose fat, it's to add muscle and strength. at any rate I am picturing all versions of my body, the past existing and the potential, and I want our attitude to one another to stay just lik...

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  one thing I realised last week is that I completely wore off social media, doomscrolling, youtube talking heads talking about things, even daily puzzles. just like that, without even thinking about it, not because I wanted to reduce my device usage but simply because I was too busy doing other things. well ok "other things" here mostly means babygirl, but still. my point is that if social media or internet addiction is a substitute to community or a rewarding and fulfilling lifestyl...

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  every time I see someone wearing kemonomimi I want to ask if they want to be headpatted but I think that's a bit like asking someone if they want to kiss just because she has a lesbian pin, so I don't, unless the occasion allows for it like a party etc., but I still internally want to headpat every kemonomimi I see. it's a "neuron activates" kinda thing

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  I have some fujo feelings, I think. the situation where I find men to be at peak attractiveness is when they're kissing one another. not so much attractiveness as in "I want to be between them" but more like wanting to pull a foldable chair and popcorn and go like, "go on"

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  babygirl Uno-reversed the ownership kink on me and Reader, now I have to add it to the list of kinks I'm switchy about. especially after she did it in Spanish :ablobcatmelt: a pretty girl murmuring "quiero que seas mi mujer" in my ear will melt an elilla utterly :blobcatmeltthumb: ("like maple sugar in my mouth", she just said)

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  x: do you want your hat? and kufiyyah? me: sun is low so I don't need the hat, I'll take the kufiyyah tho cos I realised too belatedly that it's an important time to wear them in public now—I mean it's always an important time, et cetera, but especially right now for people like me… x: on account of the CSD attack? me: yeah, very good moment to have like, someone who looks like a local trans sex worker be visibly pro-Palestine x: totally, yeah… y: …have you ever been to Bristol?...

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  she understands me so well gosh, I really enjoy how she knows how to push the buttons of my weakness for an overly attached yandere, attention-monopolising, unreasonably obsessive mutually crazed with possessive urges gf :pinkgirl_hearts: all in good fun ofc, we're quite aware of the irl boundaries and constantly weaving in and out of meta to calibrate the game. we've been talking abt getting her a sweater with the "BPD sleeves" and—

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  I am utterly corrupting her and making her sink to hitherto unthinkable depths, natürlich :succubus_kerzid: (she normally gets up after 11, three days with me and she's already happily waking up together at 7 😌)

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  3 days with babygirl and we already reached the problematic kinks, I look forward to see where we will end up after two or three weeks together :pinkgirl_hearts:

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  sweetheart (on phone): love can you send me a photo of the groceries list on the fridge? me: sure, here's a photo

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  me: I have too many hobbies, what do I do? a total genius: (found on: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DaaN5l3pk1O/ )

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  if you have access to debian-vote, please for the love of all gods vote Proposal A to ban the use of LLMs in #Debian packaging tools https://www.debian.org/vote/2026/vote_002

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  FAQ: Q: can I approach you at f4g dolls berlin next saturday? A: it's a party why do you think I go to parties :pinkgirl_heart:

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  the latest fediverse drama is that the developer of Lemmy frontend Tesseract has been found to be secretly blacklisting instances and users for "advocating for violence on both sides", mostly people praising Luigi or memeing about burning cop cars etc. the drama being many Lemmy users are inconsolable over finding out they never made into the list https://wefwef.app/posts/lemmy.eco.br/c/lemmy@lemmy.ml/comments/24881514 we didn't make it into the censorship list either, but it&#3...

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  yoo this is just in the Silksong dev has hatched!! https://bsky.app/profile/jackvine.com this adds Silksong to the list of games that make you trans 🚋