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  oh god i've become such a boomer why am i watching tagesschau

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  it is 4am and i am being interviewed by 5 cops because i stood next to a woman hitting and screaming at her baby until its nose bled so it would stop crying while she was drunk and the actual witness who called the cops instead of almost hitting her back like me was too black for them to be acknowledged as the good citizen so now they just pretend like i made the report and i need to wait for the Kriminalpolizei omfg i hate the pigs so much

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  me over engineering my whole infra into a hyperscaling cluster for absolutely no reason

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  where cuddles, awaa

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  wehhh i need to get bent over and restrained and spanked and used >~<

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  pro tip: do not operate a lighter while your hands are covered in disinfectant (or other strong alcohol based solutions) if you do not wish to cast fireball

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  i just looked into a mirror and the person staring back at me instinctively said "wow... i'm beautiful" so this is a certified gender euphoria moment. i'm not sure i've ever seen my face look this feminine, it just makes me so incredibly happy that HRT did exactly what i longed for my entire life

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  DTAG sued Meta for... 20k EUR? :D lol what that's like nothing for corpos https://www.berec.europa.eu/system/files/2025-01/BoR%20(24)%20177_BEREC%20Report%20on%20the%20IP-IC%20ecosystem_0.pdf#page=46

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  idk why people use alcohol or opioids when they want to stop thinking if i feel like turning off my brain i just need to think of older women degrading me to be their free-use service toy, demanding i kneel in front of them so they can push themselves down my throat and using my head as their foot rest while they work it's 100% reliable, leaves me with no hangover and turns me into a woozy mess every time!

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  puppy is slowly climbing out of its hole of executive dysfunction it already made two phone calls today!

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  gooood mooorniiiing

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  oops

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  angel robot girl hive that links via IEEE 802.11ah HaLow,,,

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  wtf yubico recommends RSA2048 for OpenPGP?!?? https://developers.yubico.com/PGP/PGP_Walk-Through.html

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  aaaaAA i dared to look at the gnupg source code i must unsee immediately

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  i can rizz up any nerd with "hey i have this cursed project idea, wanna come over? i have a whiteboard btw" yes this would work on me

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  *leaves an alina shaped hole in your speed barricade* meep meep

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  are you awake? are you dreaming? i cant tell

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  "During interpreter, cooked mode is used, even if the its caller was using raw mode." WHAT A SENTENCE this DSL is so cooked istg

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  400μg F-LSD seems to be just the right amount :)

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  4@m,can't sleep :/

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  my employer sent me sandals and socks for my birthday 😵‍💫 aaa this is the most German thing ever

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  maybe it's my hormones but i just cried from seeing Marie Curie on the proposed 20 euro bill designs, thinking of how she had to hide and publish her findings through her husband because of the ubiquitous misogyny in academics, and that now she's going to become one of the most seen faces on the entire planet... wauuu i'm so happy for her https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/banknotes/future_banknotes/html/design-proposals.de.html

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  is there any screenshot tool for wayland that doesn't break for ultra wide screens here's a list of those that do - flameshot - gscreenshot - grimshot - hyprblast (though i dont use hyprland) - maim - asciinema

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  YAYAYAY THUNDERSTORM TIME IN BERLIN

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  alina, the villain, yeah i keep it surreal twist my mustache, make it bend like steel get the fuck back 'cause i pack the steel

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  13:12!!

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  say hi if you see me :p 00:05 CEST Departure Berlin Centraal alina is getting interrailed for the first time in her life,,

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  meww