Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
<a href="http://Clew.lol">Clew.lol</a> is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database.<br/><br/>- Actually Tony<br/>- pronouns short/king<br/>- Business owner (<a href="http://clew.business">clew.business</a>) <br/>- Professional Scraper (probably has your email)<br/>- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast<br/>- enemy number 1 of the DMV<br/>- Zoning rule disrespector <br/>- Pirate Enjoyer <br/>- reads a lot <br/>- Lift things up and put them down<br/>- Cat appreciator <br/>- You should stop using windows, it's malware<br/>- pronouns: short/king <br/><br/>Shitposting: <br/><br/>In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggr
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Mornings be like:
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@dictatordave@poa.st @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital I mean, I already work a manual labor job so I already move 6-10 miles per day lol. And yah, i could get up at like 430am and go but I'm not that motivated lol.
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol I have actually seen each one of these things happen on a job site...
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@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol yah, most people don't care. They're just like "BUT THE TV TOLD ME...." and i'm like yah, frankly paint is paint. Like if you use behr vs sherwin will the average person notice a difference? no. lol
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@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol Then you don't need revive. If you wanted to deck wash it you can, but not needed. Pressure washing MAYBE but if its not grey you may just open wood fibers for no reason. You can just hose it off or broom it to get dust/dirt off and stain it.
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“Where are all the good men?” Average woman be like:
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One of my favorite parts of getting home is opening the door and Bonny saying: MEOW MEOW MEOW and immediately starts rubbing up on me. Pro tip ladies -> when your man gets home. Rub your face on him immediately.
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$35 for a tote? wtf is this. It better tuck me into bed at night for that price.
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Gonna go to Home Depot and try not to buy any tools Wish me luck
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Holy shit i hate these women. "I just wake up in the morning and post a selfie and make more than a brain surgeon"
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Gotta go fix that damn ceilng today. The most annoying part is I only have 24" by 24" sheetrock squares. My vehicle doesn't fit a 4' by 8' sheet. Which is by design. I specifically try not to take large sheet rock jobs... How much you wanna bet it didn’t leak over the weekend? The resident was throwing a fit Friday about it. It smelled like an attic and he claimed it made the room uninhabitable. But he was claiming before I cut the wet shit out that the “mold” was making...
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@Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa he came in last place obviously
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aight youtube, i'll bite, tell me, why don't we eat hippo meat...
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Women get so mad being called "average"
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@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @EllisDee@wolfgirl.bar I really want to follow them for another 20 years. 53 year old tony wants to look at them and see what happens when they are 40 lol
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Idk why, but this girl pisses me off alot. Idk what exactly it is...
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AMAZING guess i'm staying up until past midnight again because gotta pick my parents up from the airport 😤 Would have been up that late anyway BUT
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@feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital I love how airports are just not on time. The last like 3 times i've been on a plane they are almost always late, delayed, or some bs lol
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its a trap
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"I'm just wondering why you were going to go pick up an 11 year old girl" My god, they are laying on the ground right outside this guys work lol. The situations Gordan finds himself in
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@graf@poa.st @f0x@darkdork.dev @rees@pleroma.ree.social @subnetter@shitposter.world The worst part about trying to do better is still being called a piece of shit. It's no fun being better. I quit drinking and actually stuck to it and if anything my life has gotten worse. I now have less friends and less social life (no bars) and because I'm not so hung over I've ended up working way more. I had way more interactions with women when I was drinking all the time too. Stupid....
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@rees@pleroma.ree.social @f0x@darkdork.dev That's not what I was saying. There's like an actual reality that if you date 10 women - the likely hood of getting cheated on, having the relationship end in a nasty way, etc is a lot higher. Like maybe 10% of women cheat or whatever, if you date 3 women you may only ever have good experiences, but if you date 10 the likelihood of you acquiring trauma is much higher. And once you acquire trauma, it gets harder to pair bond or whatever. Not...
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@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @f0x@darkdork.dev The one thing I've noticed is that (again to my point) as women get older they get much vigilente watching for what they think are red flags. Like a 20 somethings will like trust you quicker, but women in their 30s will spend WEEKS watching for "red flags" before they open up.
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@rees@pleroma.ree.social oh yah lol
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AMAZON LIED TO ME. It said it was coming overnight. smh. But get ready folks, tony got himself a 64 ounce cold brew machine. Gonna have so much coffee. Screw those expensive concentrates we gonna have COFFEE FOR DAYS
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Bonbon has been so patient with me working so much the last month. First day off I get I’m spending all day with her. We have lots of brushing, feather toys, ect to catch up on
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prime white trash
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looksmaxxing
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