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NotTheLBCGuy@mstdn.social

<p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/boatlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>boatlife</span></a>, <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/foodanddrink" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>foodanddrink</span></a>, <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/activetravel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>activetravel</span></a>, <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dadjokes</span></a>. Generally trying to be on the right side of history. Will probably block you if you show up in my replies being aggressively wrong, splainy, dull, or posting content captured with Meta’s pervert glasses.</p>

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    We did it, we finally found a worse superhero than Florida Man!

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    It is 1997. I am being promised that a bold, dynamic new Labour leader will revitalise the country. Blair brings in tuition fees and invades Iraq. It is 2007. I am being promised that a bold, dynamic new Labour leader will revitalise the country. Brown props up the banking system and cracks down on immigration. It is 2024. I am being promised that a bold, dynamic new Labour leader will revitalise the country. Starmer criminalises protest and cracks down on immigration. It is 2026.

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    @RikerGoogling@mas.to big data is more data than will fit on a USB key. Big lore is more lore than will fit in a Silmarillion.

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    The plastic bottle only implodes once. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy02zzl4wknt

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    @GeofCox@climatejustice.social there’s a famous old quote; “half the money spent on advertising is wasted. The system only works because nobody can work out which half it is.” Thing is, these days with analytics you can tell exactly what works - and it’s way less than half, which is why IAB ad rates have fallen through the floor. The volume we see is desperation by publishers who now need 5-10 times as many cheap ads to make the same revenue.

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    This looks fun! I’m gutted I missed the last Grand Départ in 2014. https://www.bikeradar.com/news/tour-de-france-femme-avec-zwift-2027-grand-depart-route

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    @fehrtrade traffic is “strained” by the closure of Hammersmith Bridge? Not that I can see. Looks to me more like traffic has evaporated once driving is no longer the default…

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    Oh boy, corporate chortles. On-brand whimsy. Bring me more of that heavily-workshopped zaniness. Let’s all chuckle at a 43-year old midlevel marketing strategy exec’s idea of comedy gold, in a trackable attributable and quantifiable manner. Don’t forget to turn on third-party cookies to properly enjoy Opposite Day Brought To You By Palantir™.

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    @charlotte 7 scope creep