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  insert Kash Patel joke here

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  Buddy cop movie where eurodyne and saltysalamander team up to assasinate trump…and kiss each other along the way.

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  Something like 173 million users.

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  Deleted by creator??? THIS ENTIRE THREAD WAS TAILOR MADE FOR YOUR EXACT USERNAME, AND YOU CHICKEN OUT???

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  Would it be in bad taste if I, an american citizen since birth, dressed up as mexican and helped?

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  Well now see, now I'm at a cross roads. On the one hand, fuck privacy violations. On the other hand, fuck drunk drivers. I guess in the end, my logic is that this will barely be used to detect drunk drivers, and FULLY used to track you in real time. So lets all fuck over their technology by making nothing but right turns for 8 hours. Just a massive small circle. For 8 hours, every day. Then it will be assumed their tracking is broken, and they'll waste time figuring out whats bro...

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  Wait until people watch old shows from the 90s set in NYC, and there's these two buildings in the skyline. But when you go to NYC, those buildings DON'T EVEN EXIST!!!

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  You see that door marked "Pirate"??? Do you think a pirate lives in there???

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  You come home, and ask why there's a watermellon in your kids bed, and the window open. Also, when most people hear "babysitter" they think some 16 year old girl. So instead, hire a 40 year old woman who's looking to make ends meet. That way, after the prank is over, you've still helped someone.

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  I will never understand why Earth is Earth. You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don't want, and can't afford. Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don't love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don't love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving. And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all direc...

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  What am I even looking at?

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  That will teach him to..... *checks notes* .......exist!

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  BRICS? Like legos? I’m not european, but I like legos. Can I join?

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  Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hang on a second. We didn’t elect a king. You don’t elect a king. We elected a dictator. There’s a difference. Kings are born royalty. This jackass got elected. We CHOOSE him. This is OUR fault. Whereas with kings, nobody chooses them. They’re just born into that role.

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  ........uhhhhhhhhhh, zero? I fully believe in the butterfly effect, but I'm really struggling to come up with a realistic set of events that kills a person which all originated from one ant. The closest I can come up with is an ant walking on the ground, and sn animal gets spooked. Then ???? and ???? followed by ????? which results in someone dying.

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  I'm just going to sit in the center, and barf everywhere, making a huge mess.

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  Not sure what this is. What does it say about me if the only thing I like on the whole chart are cats. And thats assuming we're txlking about actudl cats. Not the movie or the musical. Those suck.

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  I mean.....in the second panel, the guy on the right is absolutely right. If for some unexplained reason I was walking down the sidewalk, and a giant number shaped like that was laying on the ground, and some guy pointed at it and said "THATS A 4!" I'd first make sure he wasn't actually mentally retarded, and if he weren't, I too would call him a dumb fuck. Because lets be real, that guy IS a dumb fuck.

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  You guys get increases?

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  I see 3 different instances of "kkk" lining up.

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  What are you doing to those poor cows???

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  People always find it strange when I say the biggest reason for womens liberation happening is because of hitler, but it's true. Prior to America entering WWII, men went to work, women stayed home and did the dishes. That's just how life was. Then all the men needed to go overseas. But that left huge holes in the domestic workforce. Life simply couldn't move forward without someone to stock the shelves of a grocery store, or fix cars, or drive the city bus. Work that up until the...

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  The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can't "close" their butthole. So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on. You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren't full of poop stains.

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  Gosh! I hope there were no kids on that train!

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  Have they considered flying to Virginia, finding the IRS HQ, robbing 1,870 different IRS agents of $1 each, and then paying the fine?

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  If I come home drunk, I have good reason to lecture! Actually, I'd have to start with some very stern questions. Question 1, number one, how the hell did these animals get into my house? Question 2, what the hell are you guys doing in my house? Question 3, ........ I passed out drunk, because it was a long way home. I'll deal with it in the morning.

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  What if my political spectrum isn't on the spectrum at all. Right wing wants to ban all abortion. Left wing wants all requested abortion to be legal. Whereas I want mandatory abortion on all pregnancies. I'm not pro-life. I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-death. Everybody dies! I also fully support nuking cities, but only as a means of killing all humans. It's not a political or religious statement. Actually, can we invent nukes that kill all the humans, but don't affec...

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  I wish they had.

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  We're not headed towards fascism. We're already fascist. This is nothing more than silencing free speech. Just silencing a voice that said things the establishment didn't like. It's no different from the S.S. arresting germans who spoke jewish sympathy. We're not becoming fascist. We're already there.

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  Windows forcing their own propriatary software as a means to destroy competing web browsers? Is it 1997 already?