2026-04-27 04:16 UTC
You come home, and ask why there's a watermellon in your kids bed, and the window open.
Also, when most people hear "babysitter" they think some 16 year old girl. So instead, hire a 40 year old woman who's looking to make ends meet. That way, after the prank is over, you've still helped someone.
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@6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2026-04-27 05:05
Now we are talking! Honestly, I would happily pay an extra fee to the sitter for the undue trauma that was inflicted. Perhaps a couple or three therapy sessions provided as well. Just in case we unintentionally triggered something?