Lars
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Missouri State Highway Patrol is now using their aircraft division to catch speeders https://abc17news.com/news/special-report/2025/12/03/hidden-in-plane-sight-missouri-state-highway-patrol-turns-to-the-sky-to-catch-speeders/
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What did Fedi get me for my birthday?
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Just saw a character in a movie load a single shell into a shotgun, cock it, started running, then cocked it again
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&gt;folding laundry in my room &gt;car is a good 50 feet away and off &gt;have music playing on phone Me: “Hey Siri, turn up the volume” Siri: “I can’t help with that but you can turn up the volume with your vehicle’s controls”
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It is June and a neighbor up the street is still turning on their flashing Christmas lights every night
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Immediately after unboxing and going through the setup screen on my new corporate phone, I got a scam call. It’s only been 2 hours since setting it up and I’ve gotten 5 scam calls to it
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All of these years of watching LockPickingLawyer have finally paid off
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Donald J. Uzamaki https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116703094991947376
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My neighbor moved across the country about 7 months ago. He got an offer on his house and asked if I could mow it. It&#39;s about an acre lot and it grew tall. Had only gotten to the end of my first pass-through and a lot of black smoke started to come out from underneath my engine. The fire department got involved and all. Waited for it to stop smoking and she turns on and runs just fine. The belt is stuck though and hopefully it just needs replaced. The frame doesn&#39;t really have a...
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Dehydrated myself. Had to take a cold shower and lay down
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Friendly reminder
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The fire chief complimented the truck nuts on my zero turn earlier
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Since I got home a few hours ago Ive noticed this long faded beep sound about 3 times. No idea where it’s coming from or what it could be. The only new appliance in my house I thought it could’ve been was my tankless water heater but the screen is only displaying the temperature it’s set to so I don’t think that’s it.
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I don’t think it’s my smoke detectors? Maybe I should replace them just incase
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Just diced 6 fresh onions without shedding a tear (by using my microwave’s vent) 💪
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With states requiring operating systems to have age verification, it’s odd that systemd merged a pr to support it. You’d think it’d be its own separate program that would be pre-installed by distributions
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If my (hypothetical) kid was debating with another kid about who’s dad could be up who, I’d totally ask the other dad to fight
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Since a month ago I started getting junk mail to my address but addressed to my mom
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It’s so nice outside at 69°F and slightly windy
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I miss Trevor Moore
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I was restraining Max, trying to clip his nails and he was acting like I was slicing his stomach open Luna who calmly let me clip her nails prior, started to paw at and lick me as if trying to tell me to stop
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Weiner time!
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I miss when Luna would sit on my swing with me by the fire. She still will but not for long. Ever since I got Max, she’ll play and sniff around the yard with him instead
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Every time I see the name “Hegseth” I read it as “hag sex” gonna kms brb
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I think my NDA with the Marines finally expired. I wasn't given a lot of information but was selected alongside a handful of others in my platoon for an experimental drug to enhance night vision. They picked 4 of us who scored decently high on the range and injected our eyes with a very small needle with a small amount of liquid in it. For the left eye they had us look as far left as we could and injected the needle as far back into the eye as they could. Then the same for the right eye but...