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  THE EYE BAGS OF EVIL RT: https://poa.st/objects/5e59c327-ae9f-44b7-8856-d33f3905e762

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  >be me >Kim Jong Un >Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea >wake up in Pyongyang >sunlight gently filtering through curtains of enormous government residence >personal chef asks whether I want Korean, Japanese, French, Italian, or "that Swiss breakfast you like" >decisions_decisions.jpg >eventually settle on imported cheese and steak >turn on state television >beautiful patriotic music >everyone on TV says I'm doing an exce...

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  Jer running out of replacement foids to serve as captive audience for his poop stories. RT: https://tsundere.love/objects/242a9120-abda-4b1b-b074-455c88464b00

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  Right wing populist movement that doesn't suddenly think war in Iran is based because the personality cult says so.

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  Surprisingly, I'm actually wrong. That honor belongs to Atari’s Adventure, developed in 1978 during the year of three popes and published the following year. RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/56a8f746-66c0-4731-9f92-ffb0939533c4

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  When Elder Scrolls 6 eventually comes out it will earn the distinction of being the first video game to have a development cycle that spanned the reign of three popes.

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  TIL there exists a wireless USB standard that nobody has ever heard of because it was immediately murdered in the crib by Bluetooth. https://youtu.be/jlPTNwm-Ng0

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  Fit's fire. Ring it up, grandma W.

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  >market maker jews use lot sizes in their orders to collude against uppity retail goyim I have never heard of this theory before but I now 100% believe in it.

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  Never forget that Morocco launched an invasion of Spanish territory with Trump's blessing as revenge against Europe for not supporting the Iran war disaster. https://youtu.be/NYFkOYHnJkk

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  I think Japan needs to lighten up on the Yakuza just enough for them to force all the Africans out of the country's criminal underworld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqlzjcMbcF4

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  Street shitter manager seething that his employee actually takes his lunch break instead of using it to keep working while he eats.

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  Guardcucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad?

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  Other people use AI to be more productive. I use it to make shit like this.

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  RT: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/64693c4c-46f6-454e-93c7-b39371593778

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  My town looks like Silent Hill and everything smells like a campfire. Thanks Canada, very cool.

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  >be me >mid 20s zoomer >finally escape neet cave after 4 years of doordash and regret >land "good" job in the city doing spreadsheets for 52k >boomer dad: "see? bootstraps work if you just stop being lazy" >"back in my day i worked at the factory and bought a 3 bedroom for 28k" >move to where the employment is like every boomer on facebook tells you to >everything within commuting distance is either luxury pods or section 8 war...

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  Kardashev Type III civilization building massive artificial constructs around stars just to make them spell out NIGGER in morse code to astronomers on Earth.

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  >Nigel Farage resigns to run in his own seat's by-election in the midst of a corruption scandal >every other party abstains from his PR stunt meme election >joke candidate Count Binface is now the greatest threat to Farage on the ballot >if Farage wins Parliament calls another by-election after the corruption inquiry concludes anyway >Binface points out if he wins the taxpayer is automatically saved another £380,000 >Farage now forced to take this seriously even though his...

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  Apparently because nobody plays Dark Souls 2, all you have to do is boot it up when Phil is live if you wanna fuck with him :marseynotes: RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/836d4b35-32fa-482c-9824-7fb77cae530e

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  Islam makes complete sense if you recontextualize its entire theological foundation as Satan and the boys LARPing as God and his angels to prank a retarded sand merchant in a cave. RT: https://shitposter.world/objects/2120e940-5abe-4489-b331-f3f1c635797c

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  I've known about Patrick Tomlinson for ages, but today was the first time I've ever actually listened to him speak. I didn't expect him to talk exactly like how he tweets, I swear to God if I didn't know better I'd be convinced his entire lolcow career has just been a long-running bit that he's become too committed with to quit.

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  Not the first time Brazil has produced a novel mutt unknown to science. RT: https://detroitriotcity.com/objects/68913a18-1282-4635-aeae-c0274c61e5cd

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  Me with GTA 6

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  I am so proud of Lever for finding the courage to come out to us on Pride Month. This is a special moment for The Cloud. RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/717dcd4f-7e78-402d-9553-0e86de2f108e

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  Somalis have been using ancient banknotes from a defunct government for so long that they've had to start sewing disintegrating bills back together. The intaglio printing press is basically a lost technology over there. RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/189933b8-d1c1-4f33-aee9-d7c0f700b2ed

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  >be me >career politician >78 years old >have never held a job that required me to clock in, lift anything heavier than a donor check, or hear the phrase “we’re short-staffed today” >entire resume is “student council → law school → district aide → safe seat → committee chair → human barnacle on the hull of the state” >net worth somehow $37 million on a public servant salary >very mysterious >probably all those savings from brown-bagging lunch in 1974 >wake up at 9:30 i...