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  Actually that’s an illusion caused by the picture being a still frame and not a video. In actuality his Eldritch master is displeased with the inferior quality of his oppression, and is taking the cop into the sky. His demise will be slow and agonizing, but hey, that’s what happens when you sign a pact in blood but then don’t make your quotas.

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  He outsmarted himself lol

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  They'll do anything to engage the cognitive dissonance generated by *gasp* admitting they were _wrong_ about something.

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  Sounds super-duper legal.

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  I'll remember that trick.

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  Just a simple tailor, eh?

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  Sports weirdos are some of the most superstitions idiots I've ever seen. It's just ridiculous.

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  Yeah, the writing for this show is just derivative slop. Like a sci-fi original because they couldn't get the rights to the real thing.

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  They best Walmart to it? Well done.

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  When you're a multiclass bardbarian.

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  This is how I feel with autonomous combat drones. I wrote those up in ~2000ish, I forget exactly when.

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  I’m a Gen-X so my retirement plan is a deadly heart attack by 55.

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  These idiots need to stop setting the minimum wage to fixed values, and set them to calculations based off GDP and localized (by county) cost of living, with an annual (or better yet quarterly) refresh on the calculation. Maybe some other variables, I'm not an economist, but the point is to have it adjust without needing constant legislative flights.

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  Does it include 4 stoned teenagers and a talking dog?

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  This reminds me of a friend of mine, whose great grandfather is the reason the suburb he grew up in still has a law requiring owned guns to be stored with the police. Apparently the old man was a proper bastard and had a habit of hanging out in his porch, shotgun in hand, terrorizing other residents.

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  Depression rather than ADHD, but I have a (not extraordinarily uncommon) gene mutation that keeps me from properly metabolizing folate (vitamin B9), which means that my antidepressants weren't working properly. I have to take a modified vitamin supplement (l-methylfolate) daily along with my cocktail of antidepressants and mood stabilizers. It doesn't make me magically awesome, but it helps more than you'd think. So maybe check with your doctor to see if there's a DNA test you s...

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  It's load bearing.

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  > say your kid is upstairs So in apartment 2B?

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  Shown here talking about the time he saw DJT's penis.

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  Time to invert the colors of some extra weird porn and stuff my Google drive to the brim.

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  Got RL jumped by a wandering boss.

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  I'm holding out for the rainbow bullfrog.

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  You can't fake this kind of willful stupidity.

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  Wait, are they saying that they don't know what a chicken is?

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  Depending on what button I pushed I would be annoyed but fine, or aggravated. If I pay for caffeine and you give me this, I'm punching your machine.

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  Is he smoking while wearing a mask? That's pretty cool, NGL.

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  Wait a second, this red chalk is _pink!_

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  So Faux News is run by Decepticons?

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  I was particularly impressed by the performance of the baculum's character and how it outsmarted the animatronic leather-faced Muppet.

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  You are sentence to clean trash off the sides of highways and beaches.