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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

<p>Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.</p><p>⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️</p><p>Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.</p><p>Monster. No gods, no kings. Likely a psychopath. Honestly, you&#39;re better off muting me.</p><p>--</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Audrey" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Audrey</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/PoultryCoroner" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PoultryCoroner</span></a><br /><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/RandomShoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomShoes</span></a> <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/BongSignal" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BongSignal</span></a><br /><a href="https://ieji.de/t

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    Second Breakfast At Tiffany&#39;s #Audrey

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    Finished with errands, chillin&#39; at the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey Fountain. 😜 The #FuckNazis bench had sunlight streaming directly in my face.

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    🐙 🫧 🫧 🐠 🫧 🦞 Installed skid stickers in the bathtub. 🐟 😜 For safety. 🦀 🫧

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    Home again, home again, jiggity jig. I hadda go get fish sauce. On the way home, I came across Leila&quot;s cousin again. Greetings were exchanged. #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

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    Out for ice cream.

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    😜 Tit Bits! #Audrey

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    Nice clavicles. #Audrey

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    Looking ahead at tonight&#39;s offerings... a new season of The Masked Singer starts tonight! Heute | 20:15 | ProSieben | The Masked Singer https://tvspielfilm.de/home/tv_program/epg/6a8c8af7207c32108acb8004

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    Whatchoo lookin&#39; at? #Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

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    DOG&#39;S LIFE I wish I were a dog I could jump on her lap Kiss her face And she&#39;d laugh Instead of screaming #Audrey #PoultryCoroner

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    Recommend blocking/defederating nicecrew.digital. (troll farm) You will not regret blocking/defenestrating nicecrew.digital.

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    *static* #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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    Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. I&#39;m still alive. Neener neener. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Lu...

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    Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A cool, gray morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace, which supposed to turn into a hot, too bright day. All kittys are fed. All of &#39;em. Meds have been consumed, and I await kick-in. It suck having a built in alarm clock. I&#39;ll probably back to bed when I fonish my tea. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanP...

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    There ain&#39;t shit on TV. That is to say, there&#39;s nothing but shit on TV. We&#39;re &quot;watching&quot; Auswanderer Sucht Liebe (Emigrant Looking For Love) because it&#39;s the least meh. It&#39;s either this, or Gladiators - Die Show der Giganten, which is a reboot of early 90s American Gladiators, with washed up steroid enhanced athletes competing in games against average somebody or others. Afterwards is Bauer Sucht Frau: International.

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    *whistles innocently* #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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    Meds have kicked in enough to consider going back to Dreamland. We have unfinished business to attend to.

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    Nice clavicles! #Audrey

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    Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A chilly morn at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace: it dipped into single digits overnight. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah.

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    Ahh! 🔔The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells! #Quasimodo 🦇 #BatshitCrazy

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    Call me! #Audrey

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    #Audrey #GloveTalk

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    &quot;Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes.&quot; - Anne Frank, 01/13/1943 Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

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    Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another apocalyptic morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. I must away shortly, before it becomes too warm.

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    Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A late morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace, but not because I had a long, restful sleep. Oh, no! 🙄 Cats are fed. Meds are consumed. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No on...

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    Not a dead cat! #Leila #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

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    #Audrey

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    #Audrey

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    Where is your god now? #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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    5318008: BANNED IN BRITAIN I&#39;d just like to say With the weather warming up Hooray for Boobies! #Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner #Boobies #BoobiesOfMastodon #BannedInBritain