There ain't shit on TV. That is to say, there's nothing but shit on TV. We're "watching" Auswanderer Sucht Liebe (Emigrant Looking For Love) because it's the least meh. It's either this, or Gladiators - Die Show der Giganten, which is a reboot of early 90s American Gladiators, with washed up steroid enhanced athletes competing in games against average somebody or others. Afterwards is Bauer Sucht Frau: International.